Movie review thread...

[Bovidae]

Those Marvel shows are no longer on Netflix, and will soon be available on Disney+.

Speaking of The Batman, I finished up watching the remaining 2 seasons of Gotham recently. Just curious how they would end the show.

[Kiwiwomble]

@bovidae all that licencing can get really confusing, I had thought Netflix had been involved in making those series so was surprised theyve gone

[Tim]

I know one thing, all this comic book talk is very gay. Take it to the DC thread.

[Tim]

Renegades Blu-ray

Renegades Blu-ray Review

I vaguely remember this one. Weekend viewing!

[mariner4life]

@tim said in Movie review thread...:

Renegades Blu-ray

Renegades Blu-ray Review

I vaguely remember this one. Weekend viewing!

Slightly Older Guns

[Tim]

@mariner4life Nicely done.

[Crucial]

The Hitmans Wife’s Bodyguard-
Stupid fun with Samuel L J being Samuel L J, Ryan Reynolds being Ryan Reynolds and Salma Hayek jiggling her fun bags.
3.5 seatbelts out of 5 undersized bras

[Machpants]

@tim said in Movie review thread...:

Renegades Blu-ray

Renegades Blu-ray Review

I vaguely remember this one. Weekend viewing!

I hate to break it to you, that is a VHS tape, not a blu ray. It won't fit in your Xbox or blu ray player

[MN5]

Sudden Impact

Clint, you’re my boy, my icon…..a legend of the screen….

But the ONLY reason this gets a pass mark is cos of the “Go ahead, Make my Day” line which comes pretty early in the piece.

The music score is fucken awful, isn’t it funny how 80s music dates so much worse than that from the 70s ?

The setup is absurd and Clint ends up taking care of a bulldog that farts.

Jesus.

He does kick a bit of arse at times and my heart of heart can’t give him a fail……

2.5 not enough evidence out of 5 no one puts ketchup on a hot dog

[mariner4life]

This week in 90s nostalgia

Varsity Blues

Texas high school football

So fucking 90s. So awesome.
Starring a veritable who's who of its time.

3.5 whipped cream bikinis out of 5 overbearing fathers

Maybe another half a point for a ripper soundtrack

[Tim]

@mariner4life said in Movie review thread...:

Varsity Blues

[voodoo]

@mariner4life said in Movie review thread...:

This week in 90s nostalgia

Varsity Blues

Texas high school football

So fucking 90s. So awesome.
Starring a veritable who's who of its time.

3.5 whipped cream bikinis out of 5 overbearing fathers

Maybe another half a point for a ripper soundtrack

Whilst doing a little search to see where I might find this movie, I will confess to getting sidetracked after punching in the "v" and the "a", and then spending a solid minute debating with myself whether I should keep going or just watch Van Wilder again...

[antipodean]

Rewatched some classics over the last couple of weeks:

Tropic Thunder Iron Man and Short Reacher are magnificent.

Unforgiven Clint's best Western.

Heat Fire and movement, and Ashley Judd.

[Nepia]

@antipodean said in Movie review thread...:

Rewatched some classics over the last couple of weeks:

Tropic Thunder Iron Man and Short Reacher are magnificent.

Unforgiven Clint's best Western.

Heat Fire and movement, and Ashley Judd.

Heat and A Time to Kill were peak hot as fuck Ashley Judd.

[Tim]

@nepia She was fire, but check out the Star Trek episode she was in - so hot.

[Tim]

Rambo III take's 45 minutes to get to any action. By far the worst of the franchise.

[canefan]

@nepia said in Movie review thread...:

@antipodean said in Movie review thread...:

Rewatched some classics over the last couple of weeks:

Tropic Thunder Iron Man and Short Reacher are magnificent.

Unforgiven Clint's best Western.

Heat Fire and movement, and Ashley Judd.

Heat and A Time to Kill were peak hot as fuck Ashley Judd.

Also with Morgan Freeman in Along came a Spider

[canefan]

John Wick

Wow. What a rush. I loved the style, the action was almost non stop once it kicked off, the violence was extreme like a video game. Keanu did great with more brooding and less dialogue. 5 dead puppies out of 5 dead Russian gangsters

[MN5]

@antipodean said in Movie review thread...:

Rewatched some classics over the last couple of weeks:

Tropic Thunder Iron Man and Short Reacher are magnificent.

Unforgiven Clint's 4th or 5th best Western.

Heat Fire and movement, and Ashley Judd.

Fixed it with a slight edit.

Heat is absolutely magnificent though I’ll give you that

[mariner4life]

The Betoota Advocate

Many Russians are unhappy that they will once again have to suffer through fat American actors doing Russian accents.