Movie review thread...
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I vaguely remember this one. Weekend viewing!
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@tim said in Movie review thread...:
I vaguely remember this one. Weekend viewing!
Slightly Older Guns
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@mariner4life Nicely done.
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@tim said in Movie review thread...:
I vaguely remember this one. Weekend viewing!
I hate to break it to you, that is a VHS tape, not a blu ray. It won't fit in your Xbox or blu ray player
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Sudden Impact
Clint, you’re my boy, my icon…..a legend of the screen….
But the ONLY reason this gets a pass mark is cos of the “Go ahead, Make my Day” line which comes pretty early in the piece.
The music score is fucken awful, isn’t it funny how 80s music dates so much worse than that from the 70s ?
The setup is absurd and Clint ends up taking care of a bulldog that farts.
Jesus.
He does kick a bit of arse at times and my heart of heart can’t give him a fail……
2.5 not enough evidence out of 5 no one puts ketchup on a hot dog
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This week in 90s nostalgia
Varsity Blues
Texas high school football
So fucking 90s. So awesome.
Starring a veritable who's who of its time.3.5 whipped cream bikinis out of 5 overbearing fathers
Maybe another half a point for a ripper soundtrack
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@mariner4life said in Movie review thread...:
This week in 90s nostalgia
Varsity Blues
Texas high school football
So fucking 90s. So awesome.
Starring a veritable who's who of its time.3.5 whipped cream bikinis out of 5 overbearing fathers
Maybe another half a point for a ripper soundtrack
Whilst doing a little search to see where I might find this movie, I will confess to getting sidetracked after punching in the "v" and the "a", and then spending a solid minute debating with myself whether I should keep going or just watch Van Wilder again...
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Rewatched some classics over the last couple of weeks:
Tropic Thunder Iron Man and Short Reacher are magnificent.
Unforgiven Clint's best Western.
Heat Fire and movement, and Ashley Judd.
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@antipodean said in Movie review thread...:
Rewatched some classics over the last couple of weeks:
Tropic Thunder Iron Man and Short Reacher are magnificent.
Unforgiven Clint's best Western.
Heat Fire and movement, and Ashley Judd.
Heat and A Time to Kill were peak hot as fuck Ashley Judd.
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@nepia said in Movie review thread...:
@antipodean said in Movie review thread...:
Rewatched some classics over the last couple of weeks:
Tropic Thunder Iron Man and Short Reacher are magnificent.
Unforgiven Clint's best Western.
Heat Fire and movement, and Ashley Judd.
Heat and A Time to Kill were peak hot as fuck Ashley Judd.
Also with Morgan Freeman in Along came a Spider
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@antipodean said in Movie review thread...:
Rewatched some classics over the last couple of weeks:
Tropic Thunder Iron Man and Short Reacher are magnificent.
Unforgiven Clint's 4th or 5th best Western.
Heat Fire and movement, and Ashley Judd.
Fixed it with a slight edit.
Heat is absolutely magnificent though I’ll give you that
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The Betoota Advocate
Many Russians are unhappy that they will once again have to suffer through fat American actors doing Russian accents.
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@crucial said in Movie review thread...:
The Hitmans Wife’s Bodyguard-
Stupid fun with Samuel L J being Samuel L J, Ryan Reynolds being Ryan Reynolds and Salma Hayek jiggling her fun bags.
3.5 seatbelts out of 5 undersized brasI watched this to break up my Best Oscar nominees watching with something to switch the brain off, agree with your comments but not your rating. Would drop 0.5 off the seatbelts. Hayek's cleavage was worth a whole 1 on their own too.
The Batman: I liked it, not as much as the fanbois, but the best Batman move (movie with Batman, the Lego movies aside) since The Dark Knight.
My main issue with it was it was two movies in one and one of them concluded which seemed like a good time to finish and then it carried on to finish the other movie. I was also underwhelmed by Dano's performance.
Pattinson, Kravitz, Wright, Farrell were all good, although not sure what was the point of having a completely unrecognisable Farrell, and Serkis was under used.
3.4 out 5.
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@tim said in Movie review thread...:
I know one thing, all this comic book talk is very gay. Take it to the DC thread.
I mean.....
@tim said in Movie review thread...:
@nepia She was fire, but check out the Star Trek episode she was in - so hot.
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Just saw “Roadrunner.” Very good doc, and a sage cautionary tale for men: If you’re going to fall for a young woman, enjoy her body but stay in control and don’t let her manipulate and steal your brain. (The Jonathan Richman/Modern Lovers title track is awesome too.)
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“Roadrunner,” by the Oscar-winning filmmaker Morgan Neville, presents Bourdain as both the hero and the villain of his own story.
