Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="MN5" data-cid="584417" data-time="1464735869"><p>
You don't need to add the word "bogan", "person" from Levin will suffice.</p></blockquote>
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Levin is more feral than bogan I reckon . but the point still stands . -
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<p>Dont you live in the Hutt Valley?</p>
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<p>You are operating a catapult in a glasshouse.</p>
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<p>"visit" and "live" are not the same thing.....I'm from the mighty Bay.....and I find it extremely ironic that the people who "like" your post are from Whangarei, Hamilton and Porirua ( I think ) respectively.</p> -
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<p>I don't live in Hamilton either, yah great pork chop! The horses would upset the neighbours!!</p>
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<p>Hmmmmmm the plot thickens.....clearly I need to work on my stalking.</p> -
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<p>Here's hoping the Gorilla didn't go to waste</p>
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<p>I just stole that. Cheers.</p> -
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<p>"visit" and "live" are not the same thing.....I'm from the mighty Bay.....and I find it extremely ironic that the people who "like" your post are from Whangarei, Hamilton and Porirua ( I think ) respectively.</p>
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<p>So you chose to live in the Hutt?... well that upgrades your catapult to a Trebuchet.</p> -
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<p>So you chose to live in the Hutt?... well that upgrades your catapult to a Trebuchet.</p>
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<p>I don't live in the Hutt, are you being intentionally dim or trying some lame dig as if the Hutt is some kind of hell on earth ?</p> -
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<p>Hmmmmmm the plot thickens.....clearly I need to work on my stalking.</p>
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<p>It doesn't really matter I don't think. Twice.</p> -
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<p>Best. Post. Ever</p> -
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<p>I don't live in the Hutt, are you being intentionally dim or trying some lame dig as if the Hutt is some kind of hell on earth ?</p>
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<p>Wow.. you have got precious about mocking people for where they come from since .. well ...15 posts ago...</p> -
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<p>Wow.. you have got precious about mocking people for where they come from since .. well ...15 posts ago...</p>
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<p>You're the only one who's actually taking the conversation remotely seriously which is par for the course for you.</p> -
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<p>You're the only one who's actually taking the conversation remotely seriously which is par for the course for you.</p>
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<p>Well if you say so....</p> -
<p><a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://www.stuff.co.nz/business/80619338/nightmare-salesman-tries-hawking-4500-vacuum-until-1045pm'>http://www.stuff.co.nz/business/80619338/nightmare-salesman-tries-hawking-4500-vacuum-until-1045pm</a></p>
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<p>THREE FUCKEN HOURS TO DEMONSTRATE A VACUUM ?!?!?!?!?!?!</p>
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<p>In other words two Rugby games or three episodes of GOT back to back. I love how cheap and nasty the "gift" is too.</p> -
<p>I dont understand why they just didnt tell him to fuck off.</p>
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<p>"I am worried about all those other people who might<strong> get sucked in </strong>by this sort of thing."</p>
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<p>Bet that wasn't even deliberate!</p> -
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<p>Bet that wasn't even deliberate!</p>
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<p>Was wondering which Dad would see that joke first.......</p>
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<p>We've all been in situations where it seems like time stands still but again, you don't stay at a place for that long and not leave without a deal. Sounds like a combination of shit salesman and pussy family.</p> -
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THREE FUCKEN HOURS TO DEMONSTRATE A VACUUM ?!?!?!?!?!?!<br><br>
In other words two Rugby games or three episodes of GOT back to back. I love how cheap and nasty the "gift" is too.</p></blockquote>
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The $6 gift part is gold . To be honest if a fuckwit of that magnitude came around I'd keep him there till midnight demonstrating the thing in every room cleaning my house from top to bottom including my workshop with its usual inch layer of sawdust in the floor and then tell him I wasn't interested . I'd offer to give his gift back though. <br><br>
John Banks apparently got his start selling vacuums, he'd get a housewife to invite her friends around , he'd shout cakes and stuff and the housewife was told if she sold five she'd get a vacuum for free.