Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz
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<p>I don't live in Hamilton either, yah great pork chop! The horses would upset the neighbours!!</p>
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<p>Hmmmmmm the plot thickens.....clearly I need to work on my stalking.</p> -
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<p>Here's hoping the Gorilla didn't go to waste</p>
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<p>I just stole that. Cheers.</p> -
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<p>"visit" and "live" are not the same thing.....I'm from the mighty Bay.....and I find it extremely ironic that the people who "like" your post are from Whangarei, Hamilton and Porirua ( I think ) respectively.</p>
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<p>So you chose to live in the Hutt?... well that upgrades your catapult to a Trebuchet.</p> -
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<p>So you chose to live in the Hutt?... well that upgrades your catapult to a Trebuchet.</p>
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<p>I don't live in the Hutt, are you being intentionally dim or trying some lame dig as if the Hutt is some kind of hell on earth ?</p> -
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<p>Hmmmmmm the plot thickens.....clearly I need to work on my stalking.</p>
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<p>It doesn't really matter I don't think. Twice.</p> -
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<p>Best. Post. Ever</p> -
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<p>I don't live in the Hutt, are you being intentionally dim or trying some lame dig as if the Hutt is some kind of hell on earth ?</p>
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<p>Wow.. you have got precious about mocking people for where they come from since .. well ...15 posts ago...</p> -
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<p>Wow.. you have got precious about mocking people for where they come from since .. well ...15 posts ago...</p>
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<p>You're the only one who's actually taking the conversation remotely seriously which is par for the course for you.</p> -
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<p>You're the only one who's actually taking the conversation remotely seriously which is par for the course for you.</p>
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<p><a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://www.stuff.co.nz/business/80619338/nightmare-salesman-tries-hawking-4500-vacuum-until-1045pm'>http://www.stuff.co.nz/business/80619338/nightmare-salesman-tries-hawking-4500-vacuum-until-1045pm</a></p>
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<p>THREE FUCKEN HOURS TO DEMONSTRATE A VACUUM ?!?!?!?!?!?!</p>
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<p>In other words two Rugby games or three episodes of GOT back to back. I love how cheap and nasty the "gift" is too.</p> -
<p>I dont understand why they just didnt tell him to fuck off.</p>
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<p>"I am worried about all those other people who might<strong> get sucked in </strong>by this sort of thing."</p>
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<p>Bet that wasn't even deliberate!</p> -
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<p>Bet that wasn't even deliberate!</p>
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<p>Was wondering which Dad would see that joke first.......</p>
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<p>We've all been in situations where it seems like time stands still but again, you don't stay at a place for that long and not leave without a deal. Sounds like a combination of shit salesman and pussy family.</p> -
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THREE FUCKEN HOURS TO DEMONSTRATE A VACUUM ?!?!?!?!?!?!<br><br>
In other words two Rugby games or three episodes of GOT back to back. I love how cheap and nasty the "gift" is too.</p></blockquote>
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The $6 gift part is gold . To be honest if a fuckwit of that magnitude came around I'd keep him there till midnight demonstrating the thing in every room cleaning my house from top to bottom including my workshop with its usual inch layer of sawdust in the floor and then tell him I wasn't interested . I'd offer to give his gift back though. <br><br>
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<p>we had someone turn up on our doorstep selling art about 5 years back.</p>
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<p>They had a picture my wife loved, and was offered at a reasonable price, so we bought one...the Israeli girl selling the pics was rather hot too, but that was not the point.</p>
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<p>Was an article in the paper the next week about people selling art door to door that were copies.</p>
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<p>Shitty Warehouse platter with the price tag still attached. Giant red 'fuck off' flag right there.</p>
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<p>When I read that story, I was of the same mindset as others. It is YOUR house, people. If you ask them to leave and they don't, you get the trusty cricket bat from the shed and say I'm giving you one minute to exit, then the vacuum cleaner gets it. Or you say the police are on their way, as you are now trespassing.</p>
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<p>Far worse are the comments that say salespeople stayed til midnight or 1am. Like WTF??? Grow some fucking balls and throw them out. (This of course does not apply to the elderly. But they should grow some balls and phone the nearest family member to assist if they get trapped like this.)</p>
