Movie review thread...
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@MN5 said in Movie review thread...:
I’ve never seen Avatar. The other half got free movie tickets for her birthday. Given the dearth of good quality flicks coming out I’ll suggest we go to that.
Sorry, are you thinking avatar will be anything but cringey arse? Go in with that thought, and at least you won't be disappointed.
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@Tim said in Movie review thread...:
Just because he got his dick sucked and put his tail in a blue horses' vagina, that doesn't stop him being human.
Don't think I've spit my muesli out so much since someone (forget who) said Clive Woodward was the sort of bloke who kept a freezer full of woman's feet in his garage.
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@mariner4life said in Movie review thread...:
anyone who watched it in cinemas when it first came out and didn't think it was one of the most visually amazing things they had seen is a lying piece of shit.
Watching it on TV some 13 years later and judging it is not giving the film its fair due.
will i go see the 2nd one? i will absolutely not.
I'm not a lying piece of shit and that's exactly what I thought. I didn't think the animation etc was much of a step above the likes of Shrek etc.
I do acknowledge though that due to my various eyesight impairments, I've always struggled with 3D glasses which may have impacted it.
And yes, the story is piss weak.
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@MajorRage it did occur to me at the time its "easier" for movies like avatar as almost nothing they are CGI'ing has a real world counterpart...you know what i mean?...there aren't floating mountains in the real world for people to compare too and go..."that dont look real!"....of course it doesn't...its a floating mountain....so yeah...much closer to a fully animated film....slightly more than shrek....but i agree with the main point
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Auto Focus is so fucking good. Bob Crane, aka Colenal Hogan, what an amusing creap!
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@Kiwiwomble said in Movie review thread...:
@MajorRage it did occur to me at the time its "easier" for movies like avatar as almost nothing they are CGI'ing has a real world counterpart...you know what i mean?...there aren't floating mountains in the real world for people to compare too and go..."that dont look real!"....of course it doesn't...its a floating mountain....so yeah...much closer to a fully animated film....slightly more than shrek....but i agree with the main point
Shrek
https://collider.com/shrek-jeffrey-katzenberg-modern-3d-animation/
Nearly had Chris Farley!
And had major kiwi influence!
Edit: this gives an idea of the commercial impact of Shrek and its sequels
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@MajorRage said in Movie review thread...:
@mariner4life said in Movie review thread...:
anyone who watched it in cinemas when it first came out and didn't think it was one of the most visually amazing things they had seen is a lying piece of shit.
Watching it on TV some 13 years later and judging it is not giving the film its fair due.
will i go see the 2nd one? i will absolutely not.
I'm not a lying piece of shit and that's exactly what I thought. I didn't think the animation etc was much of a step above the likes of Shrek etc.
I do acknowledge though that due to my various eyesight impairments, I've always struggled with 3D glasses which may have impacted it.
And yes, the story is piss weak.
Get the fck outta town!!!
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@voodoo said in Movie review thread...:
@MajorRage said in Movie review thread...:
@mariner4life said in Movie review thread...:
anyone who watched it in cinemas when it first came out and didn't think it was one of the most visually amazing things they had seen is a lying piece of shit.
Watching it on TV some 13 years later and judging it is not giving the film its fair due.
will i go see the 2nd one? i will absolutely not.
I'm not a lying piece of shit and that's exactly what I thought. I didn't think the animation etc was much of a step above the likes of Shrek etc.
I do acknowledge though that due to my various eyesight impairments, I've always struggled with 3D glasses which may have impacted it.
And yes, the story is piss weak.
Get the fck outta town!!!
It wasn't that great, not realistic at all. I thought it was average, and that was on top of shit characters and a boring story
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@Machpants said in Movie review thread...:
@voodoo said in Movie review thread...:
@MajorRage said in Movie review thread...:
@mariner4life said in Movie review thread...:
anyone who watched it in cinemas when it first came out and didn't think it was one of the most visually amazing things they had seen is a lying piece of shit.
Watching it on TV some 13 years later and judging it is not giving the film its fair due.
will i go see the 2nd one? i will absolutely not.
I'm not a lying piece of shit and that's exactly what I thought. I didn't think the animation etc was much of a step above the likes of Shrek etc.
I do acknowledge though that due to my various eyesight impairments, I've always struggled with 3D glasses which may have impacted it.
And yes, the story is piss weak.
Get the fck outta town!!!
It wasn't that great, not realistic at all. I thought it was average, and that was on top of shit characters and a boring story
Boooo!!!
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@voodoo said in Movie review thread...:
@Machpants said in Movie review thread...:
@voodoo said in Movie review thread...:
@MajorRage said in Movie review thread...:
@mariner4life said in Movie review thread...:
anyone who watched it in cinemas when it first came out and didn't think it was one of the most visually amazing things they had seen is a lying piece of shit.
Watching it on TV some 13 years later and judging it is not giving the film its fair due.
will i go see the 2nd one? i will absolutely not.
I'm not a lying piece of shit and that's exactly what I thought. I didn't think the animation etc was much of a step above the likes of Shrek etc.
I do acknowledge though that due to my various eyesight impairments, I've always struggled with 3D glasses which may have impacted it.
And yes, the story is piss weak.
Get the fck outta town!!!
It wasn't that great, not realistic at all. I thought it was average, and that was on top of shit characters and a boring story
Boooo!!!
Truuuuuuuuuuuue!!!
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some of you miserable fluffybunnies need some fucking joy in your lives
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@mariner4life said in Movie review thread...:
some of you miserable fluffybunnies need some fucking joy in your lives
https://www.forum.thesilverfern.com/topic/2840/hawt-discussion-lots-of-pg13-gifs-pics/4661
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@Machpants said in Movie review thread...:
@mariner4life said in Movie review thread...:
some of you miserable fluffybunnies need some fucking joy in your lives
https://www.forum.thesilverfern.com/topic/2840/hawt-discussion-lots-of-pg13-gifs-pics/4661
works for me
finger. lickin'. good.
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@antipodean said in Movie review thread...:
Gratuitous nudity and Ana de Armas
plot twist, all you see is JFK's cock
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@Tim said in Movie review thread...:
@MiketheSnow Should be Dan Stevens!
Having watched, and thoroughly enjoyed, The Suspect I'd like to see Aidan 'Poldark' Turner as Bond.
He's got the acting chops and charisma in spades
Aidan Turner | Actor, Producer, Soundtrack
Known for: The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug, The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones, The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
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@MiketheSnow said in Movie review thread...:
@Tim said in Movie review thread...:
@MiketheSnow Should be Dan Stevens!
Having watched, and thoroughly enjoyed, The Suspect I'd like to see Aidan 'Poldark' Turner as Bond.
He's got the acting chops and charisma in spades
Aidan Turner | Actor, Producer, Soundtrack
Known for: The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug, The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones, The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
He’s far too short. Have you seen him in The Hobbit?
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@Catogrande said in Movie review thread...:
@MiketheSnow said in Movie review thread...:
@Tim said in Movie review thread...:
@MiketheSnow Should be Dan Stevens!
Having watched, and thoroughly enjoyed, The Suspect I'd like to see Aidan 'Poldark' Turner as Bond.
He's got the acting chops and charisma in spades
Aidan Turner | Actor, Producer, Soundtrack
Known for: The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug, The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones, The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
He’s far too short. Have you seen him in The Hobbit?
Needs a fucken haircut too. Bond is always immaculately groomed. It’s a hard no from me til that happens.
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@MN5 said in Movie review thread...:
@Catogrande said in Movie review thread...:
@MiketheSnow said in Movie review thread...:
@Tim said in Movie review thread...:
@MiketheSnow Should be Dan Stevens!
Having watched, and thoroughly enjoyed, The Suspect I'd like to see Aidan 'Poldark' Turner as Bond.
He's got the acting chops and charisma in spades
Aidan Turner | Actor, Producer, Soundtrack
Known for: The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug, The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones, The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
He’s far too short. Have you seen him in The Hobbit?
Needs a fucken haircut too. Bond is always immaculately groomed. It’s a hard no from me til that happens.
Well of course, duh
Brand: DreamWorks Animation
