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  • MN5M Offline
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    @voodoo said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

    @Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

    Bread is like the sun. It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist.

    good god man

    Yeah I think someone has had their funny @Bones removed for 2024

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    Well, this is the thread for bad and lame jokes isn't it?

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    @Crazy-Horse said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

    Well, this is the thread for bad and lame jokes isn't it?

    Yes but they are still expected to be jokes.

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    I just came across my wife’s Tinder profile and I’m so angry about her lies. She is not “fun to be around.”

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    @Catogrande said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

    @Crazy-Horse said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

    Well, this is the thread for bad and lame jokes isn't it?

    Yes but they are still expected to be jokes.

    To be fair to @bones, it's better than anything from the Edinburgh Festival Fringe

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    @Frank said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

    I just came across my wife’s Tinder profile and I’m so angry about her lies. She is not “fun to be around.”

    Oh yes she is...

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    @Victor-Meldrew said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

    @Catogrande said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

    @Crazy-Horse said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

    Well, this is the thread for bad and lame jokes isn't it?

    Yes but they are still expected to be jokes.

    To be fair to @bones, it's better than anything from the Edinburgh Festival Fringe

    It's like those dickheads that open a thread about Star Trekwars and post just to say they don't like it.

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    @Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

    @Victor-Meldrew said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

    @Catogrande said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

    @Crazy-Horse said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

    Well, this is the thread for bad and lame jokes isn't it?

    Yes but they are still expected to be jokes.

    To be fair to @bones, it's better than anything from the Edinburgh Festival Fringe

    It's like those dickheads that open a thread about Star Trekwars and post just to say they don't like it.

    There’s a crossover I know I don’t want

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    My new girlfriend has excema.

    Cracking tits.

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    Overheard in a Wild West saloon.

    The Brown Paper Kid is in jail.

    What fer?

    Rustling.

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    Where do you take someone who’s been critically injured playing hide and seek?

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  • Victor MeldrewV Offline
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    That was class, Mike.

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    ICU

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    The fact that some people can't distinguish between etymology and entomology bugs me in ways I can't put into words.

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    “You’re nothing but treble_”.jpeg

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