Bad/Lame Jokes

[Crazy Horse]

Well, this is the thread for bad and lame jokes isn't it?

[Catogrande]

@Crazy-Horse said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

Well, this is the thread for bad and lame jokes isn't it?

Yes but they are still expected to be jokes.

[Frank]

I just came across my wife’s Tinder profile and I’m so angry about her lies. She is not “fun to be around.”

[Victor Meldrew]

@Catogrande said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@Crazy-Horse said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

Well, this is the thread for bad and lame jokes isn't it?

Yes but they are still expected to be jokes.

To be fair to @bones, it's better than anything from the Edinburgh Festival Fringe

[Victor Meldrew]

@Frank said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

I just came across my wife’s Tinder profile and I’m so angry about her lies. She is not “fun to be around.”

Oh yes she is...

[Bones]

@Victor-Meldrew said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@Catogrande said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@Crazy-Horse said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

Well, this is the thread for bad and lame jokes isn't it?

Yes but they are still expected to be jokes.

To be fair to @bones, it's better than anything from the Edinburgh Festival Fringe

It's like those dickheads that open a thread about Star Trekwars and post just to say they don't like it.

[MN5]

@Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@Victor-Meldrew said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@Catogrande said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@Crazy-Horse said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

Well, this is the thread for bad and lame jokes isn't it?

Yes but they are still expected to be jokes.

To be fair to @bones, it's better than anything from the Edinburgh Festival Fringe

It's like those dickheads that open a thread about Star Trekwars and post just to say they don't like it.

There’s a crossover I know I don’t want

[Catogrande]

My new girlfriend has excema.

Cracking tits.

[Catogrande]

Overheard in a Wild West saloon.

The Brown Paper Kid is in jail.

What fer?

Rustling.

[Nevorian]

[MiketheSnow]

Where do you take someone who’s been critically injured playing hide and seek?

[MiketheSnow]

This post is deleted!

[Victor Meldrew]

That was class, Mike.

[MiketheSnow]

ICU

[Windows97]

The fact that some people can't distinguish between etymology and entomology bugs me in ways I can't put into words.

[Victor Meldrew]

[Catogrande]

[Victor Meldrew]

[Victor Meldrew]

[Bones]

Cycled to local shop to buy a bottle of gin for the Easter weekend, but as I put it in my basket I thought, What if I fall off my bike and break it?
So I drank it all outside the shop.

Good thing I did. I fell off my bike seven times on the way home.