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  • Victor MeldrewV Offline
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    @Frank said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

    I just came across my wife’s Tinder profile and I’m so angry about her lies. She is not “fun to be around.”

    Oh yes she is...

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  • BonesB Online
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    @Victor-Meldrew said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

    @Catogrande said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

    @Crazy-Horse said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

    Well, this is the thread for bad and lame jokes isn't it?

    Yes but they are still expected to be jokes.

    To be fair to @bones, it's better than anything from the Edinburgh Festival Fringe

    It's like those dickheads that open a thread about Star Trekwars and post just to say they don't like it.

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    @Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

    @Victor-Meldrew said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

    @Catogrande said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

    @Crazy-Horse said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

    Well, this is the thread for bad and lame jokes isn't it?

    Yes but they are still expected to be jokes.

    To be fair to @bones, it's better than anything from the Edinburgh Festival Fringe

    It's like those dickheads that open a thread about Star Trekwars and post just to say they don't like it.

    There’s a crossover I know I don’t want

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    My new girlfriend has excema.

    Cracking tits.

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    Overheard in a Wild West saloon.

    The Brown Paper Kid is in jail.

    What fer?

    Rustling.

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    Where do you take someone who’s been critically injured playing hide and seek?

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  • Victor MeldrewV Offline
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    That was class, Mike.

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    ICU

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    The fact that some people can't distinguish between etymology and entomology bugs me in ways I can't put into words.

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    Cycled to local shop to buy a bottle of gin for the Easter weekend, but as I put it in my basket I thought, What if I fall off my bike and break it?
    So I drank it all outside the shop.

    Good thing I did. I fell off my bike seven times on the way home.

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    @Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

    Cycled to local shop to buy a bottle of gin for the Easter weekend, but as I put it in my basket I thought, What if I fall off my bike and break it?
    So I drank it all outside the shop.

    Good thing I did. I fell off my bike seven times on the way home.

    Sounds like my Uncle Vincent who used to cycle down from Naenae to Waiwhetu every Christmas and Easter with a bottle of Scotch to share with my dad.

    Always arrived in one piece and never spilled a drop - which is more than can be said for blood he lost from falling off on the way back.

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    Will Matthews  /  Apr 1, 2024  /  Rugby World Cup

    South Africa stripped of their 2023 Rugby World Cup title

    South Africa stripped of their 2023 Rugby World Cup title

    South Africa have just been stripped of their 2023 Rugby World Cup title, World Rugby have announced in a shocking statement this morning.

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    @Bones great news, since we beat them in the pools the cup before, we get that one, stands to reason

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    We've been woken at night for the last couple of weeks by a visiting cat meowing outside our window (this is actually true). Last night it jumped up and put its head and shoulders on the window sill.

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