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Parker v ??

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  • CatograndeC Catogrande

    @snowy said in Parker v ??:

    @catogrande said in Parker v ??:

    I dunno, the talk on here is that everything is better with bacon.

    Well if you are going to have buggery anyway, albeit lubricated with butter, some bacon after might help improve things?

    @Crucial you see? You see?

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    Crucial
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    @catogrande said in Parker v ??:

    @snowy said in Parker v ??:

    @catogrande said in Parker v ??:

    I dunno, the talk on here is that everything is better with bacon.

    Well if you are going to have buggery anyway, albeit lubricated with butter, some bacon after might help improve things?

    @Crucial you see? You see?

    I'd need a lot of beer, a lot of butter and even then the bacon wouldn't make up for it..

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    • SnowyS Snowy

      @catogrande said in Parker v ??:

      I dunno, the talk on here is that everything is better with bacon.

      Well if you are going to have buggery anyway, albeit lubricated with butter, some bacon after might help improve things?

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      @snowy said in Parker v ??:

      @catogrande said in Parker v ??:

      I dunno, the talk on here is that everything is better with bacon.

      Well if you are going to have buggery anyway, albeit lubricated with butter, some bacon after might help improve things?

      What a slut. Wave a packet of salted pig in front of you and you'd do anything

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      • CrucialC Crucial

        @snowy said in Parker v ??:

        @catogrande said in Parker v ??:

        I dunno, the talk on here is that everything is better with bacon.

        Well if you are going to have buggery anyway, albeit lubricated with butter, some bacon after might help improve things?

        What a slut. Wave a packet of salted pig in front of you and you'd do anything

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        Paekakboyz
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        @crucial we all have our weaknesses 🙂

        You don't have two packets by chance??!

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        • CrucialC Crucial

          @snowy said in Parker v ??:

          @catogrande said in Parker v ??:

          I dunno, the talk on here is that everything is better with bacon.

          Well if you are going to have buggery anyway, albeit lubricated with butter, some bacon after might help improve things?

          What a slut. Wave a packet of salted pig in front of you and you'd do anything

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          Snowy
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          @crucial said in Parker v ??:

          What a slut. Wave a packet of salted pig in front of you and you'd do anything

          No. The concept is that even something horrible would be made better by bacon. It's really very simple.

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          • SnowyS Snowy

            @crucial said in Parker v ??:

            What a slut. Wave a packet of salted pig in front of you and you'd do anything

            No. The concept is that even something horrible would be made better by bacon. It's really very simple.

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            mariner4life
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            #453

            @snowy said in Parker v ??:

            @crucial said in Parker v ??:

            What a slut. Wave a packet of salted pig in front of you and you'd do anything

            No. The concept is that even something horrible would be made better by bacon. It's really very simple.

            wait on, pitching or catching?

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            • mariner4lifeM mariner4life

              @snowy said in Parker v ??:

              @crucial said in Parker v ??:

              What a slut. Wave a packet of salted pig in front of you and you'd do anything

              No. The concept is that even something horrible would be made better by bacon. It's really very simple.

              wait on, pitching or catching?

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              Snowy
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              @mariner4life said in Parker v ??:

              @snowy said in Parker v ??:

              @crucial said in Parker v ??:

              What a slut. Wave a packet of salted pig in front of you and you'd do anything

              No. The concept is that even something horrible would be made better by bacon. It's really very simple.

              wait on, pitching or catching?

              That would certainly make a difference to the experience I'm sure - but either way improved by bacon.

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              • SnowyS Snowy

                @mariner4life said in Parker v ??:

                @snowy said in Parker v ??:

                @crucial said in Parker v ??:

                What a slut. Wave a packet of salted pig in front of you and you'd do anything

                No. The concept is that even something horrible would be made better by bacon. It's really very simple.

                wait on, pitching or catching?

                That would certainly make a difference to the experience I'm sure - but either way improved by bacon.

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                @snowy said in Parker v ??:

                @mariner4life said in Parker v ??:

                @snowy said in Parker v ??:

                @crucial said in Parker v ??:

                What a slut. Wave a packet of salted pig in front of you and you'd do anything

                No. The concept is that even something horrible would be made better by bacon. It's really very simple.

                wait on, pitching or catching?

                That would certainly make a difference to the experience I'm sure - but either way improved by bacon.

                I'm starting to get the boxing and cornholing threads mixed up...

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                • mariner4lifeM mariner4life

                  @snowy said in Parker v ??:

                  @mariner4life said in Parker v ??:

                  @snowy said in Parker v ??:

                  @crucial said in Parker v ??:

                  What a slut. Wave a packet of salted pig in front of you and you'd do anything

                  No. The concept is that even something horrible would be made better by bacon. It's really very simple.

                  wait on, pitching or catching?

                  That would certainly make a difference to the experience I'm sure - but either way improved by bacon.

                  I'm starting to get the boxing and cornholing threads mixed up...

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                  @mariner4life said in Parker v ??:

                  I'm starting to get the boxing and cornholing threads mixed up...

                  Wasn't my fault. Someone mentioned bacon and @Crucial started talking about ass shagging. As the comedians say "what's that all about?".

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                  • V Do not disturb
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                    Was there a reason why Parker wore his granddads suit to the weigh in?

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                    • V Virgil

                      Was there a reason why Parker wore his granddads suit to the weigh in?

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                      #458

                      @virgil the glasses were spaz as fuck but the suit was the business.

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                      • raznomoreR raznomore

                        @virgil the glasses were spaz as fuck but the suit was the business.

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                        @raznomore said in Parker v ??:

                        @virgil the glasses were spaz as fuck but the suit was the business.

                        I'd be embarrassed to admit I was wearing glasses that actually just had glass, not real lenses. I don't get wearing glasses if you don't need them. Maybe I'm old fashioned. Be proud of your 20/20 vision.

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                          raznomore
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                          @milk Im with you but I have a 17 yo daughter that wears 3 different types without corrective lenses so it must be a thing

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                            MN5
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                            I wear contacts. Sometimes glasses if I want to go for the IT professional look. I'm gonna need hearing aids before the age of 50.

                            Lucky I have all my hair and it's not grey.

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                              Paekakboyz
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                              I have all my hair too. It's just unfortunate that sweet fuck all of it is actually on my head!

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                              • PaekakboyzP Paekakboyz

                                I have all my hair too. It's just unfortunate that sweet fuck all of it is actually on my head!

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                                #463

                                @paekakboyz said in Parker v ??:

                                I have all my hair too. It's just unfortunate that sweet fuck all of it is actually on my head!

                                You grow one hell of a beard though bro.

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                                  Paekakboyz
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                                  Not enough mention of being dapper dudes and pugilists either. I mean, I thought these guys were legit classy!

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                                  • MN5M MN5

                                    I wear contacts. Sometimes glasses if I want to go for the IT professional look. I'm gonna need hearing aids before the age of 50.

                                    Lucky I have all my hair and it's not grey.

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                                    raznomore
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                                    @mn5 Im not grey yet(which is odd for an islander) and have all my hair but Im blind as a bat. I actually have to have me eyes tested next month to make sure Im not legally blind and still fit to drive.

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                                    • raznomoreR raznomore

                                      @mn5 Im not grey yet(which is odd for an islander) and have all my hair but Im blind as a bat. I actually have to have me eyes tested next month to make sure Im not legally blind and still fit to drive.

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                                      @raznomore said in Parker v ??:

                                      @mn5 Im not grey yet(which is odd for an islander) and have all my hair but Im blind as a bat. I actually have to have me eyes tested next month to make sure Im not legally blind and still fit to drive.

                                      We're all getting old.

                                      I remember one of my mates from school who was Tongan had a shit load of greys at 17 years old! It was the price he had to pay for being far more athletic and strong than us white boys were at the time.

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                                        kiwiinmelb
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                                        He went for the Peaky Blinders look in the previous press conference ,

                                        And im not sure what this look was , David Byrne in stop making sense ?

                                        Not sure what its all about , some type of marketing ploy ,

                                        At least it was not so wankee as the sunglasses inside that you see alot of the American fighters go for

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                                        • kiwiinmelbK kiwiinmelb

                                          He went for the Peaky Blinders look in the previous press conference ,

                                          And im not sure what this look was , David Byrne in stop making sense ?

                                          Not sure what its all about , some type of marketing ploy ,

                                          At least it was not so wankee as the sunglasses inside that you see alot of the American fighters go for

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                                          raznomore
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                                          @kiwiinmelb he is sponsored by Barkers and when quizzed about his look he mentioned "sponsors".

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