Awesome stuff you see on the internet
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<p><a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='https://uk.finance.yahoo.com/news/yorker-anton-purisima-files-worlds-largest-lawsuit-over-114716920.html'>https://uk.finance.yahoo.com/news/yorker-anton-purisima-files-worlds-largest-lawsuit-over-114716920.html</a></p>
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<p>A Manhattan man has filed the world's largest lawsuit – seeking $<strong>2,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, 000,000,000,000 </strong>in damages – (yes really, not a typo) - over a dog bite and being overcharged for a cup of coffee.</p>
<p>Anton Purisima has filed his <strong>two undecillion dollar </strong>lawsuit after he claims his middle finger was bitten and infected by a "rabies-infected" dog on a city bus, that he paid more for coffee than he should have at LaGuardia Airport and a Chinese couple took pictures of him without asking.</p>
<p>Two undecillion dollars or the number two with 36 zeros behind it - is more money than currently exists on the planet.</p>
<p>"Even if Au Bon Pain conquers the planet and puts everyone to work for them from now until the stars die, they wouldn't make a dent in the bill," reported What If?</p>
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<p>According to <a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://www.loweringthebar.net/2014/05/2-undecillion-dollar-demand.html'>Lowering The Bar</a>, Purisima filed the hand-written lawsuit (below) in a federal court on 11 April and is representing himself. The list of defendents include Au Bon Pain Store, Hoboken University Medical Center and New York City Transit Authority.</p>
<p>It states his pain and additional damages "cannot be repaired by money" and is "therefore priceless". He includes evidence of his injured finger.</p>
<p>Civil rights violations, personal injury, discrimination on national origin, retaliation, harassment, fraud, attempted murder, intentional infliction of emotional distress, and conspiracy to defraud. $2,000 decillion ($2,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000).</p>
<br><p><em>Anton Purisima v. Au Bon Pain Store, Carepoint Health, Hoboken University Medical Center, Kmart Store 7749, St. Luke's Emergency Dept., New York City Transit Authority, City of New York, NYC MTA, LaGuardia Airport Administration, Amy Caggiula, Does 1-1000, Case No. 1:14 CV 2755 (S.D.N.Y. filed 4/11/2014).</em></p>
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<p>In the last four years, Purisima, who can safely be described as litigious, has filed lawsuits against the People's Republic of China and several major banks including Wells Fargo, JP Morgan, and Wachovia.</p> -
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<p>A rather timid review if the latest Coldplay album<br><a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://thequietus.com/articles/15274-coldplay-ghost-stories-review'>http://thequietus.com/articles/15274-coldplay-ghost-stories-review</a></p>
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<p>EDIT: I posted the link from my phone but here is an excerpt to give you the idea. This is an album review that appears to have been written by MvJ</p>
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<p>..and that's only a small part of it.</p>
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<p>that's pretty ranty and sweary, and so, unsurprisingly, i love it</p>
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote">No, kids, he doesnâ€
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<p>get fucked. this putt is ridiculous (sorry for the link, but the youtube videos don't show it in all its glory)</p>
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<p><a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://www.golfdigest.com/blogs/the-loop/2014/05/underrated-moments-in-golf-his.html'>http://www.golfdigest.com/blogs/the-loop/2014/05/underrated-moments-in-golf-his.html</a></p> -
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<p>Crazy fecker!!</p>
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<p>About 2.15 or so in</p>
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<p>Love Key & Peele. I can't get enough of this one:</p>
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<p>If you like Reality Cooking Show contests, then I think they get this pretty spot on:</p>
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<p>Nearly time for the Soccer World Cup so you may need to know, Why playing football is against God.</p>
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<p>Not really safe for work.</p>
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<p>I really need to stop thinking that nsfw only means titties.... le sigh</p>
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<p>still pretty funny though!</p>
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<p><a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2014/06/08/magazine/world-cup-curse-of-maracana.html?hp'>http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2014/06/08/magazine/world-cup-curse-of-maracana.html?hp</a></p>
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<p></p><p></p><blockquote class="ipsBlockquote"><a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Le_Pétomane'>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Le_Pétomane</a><br><br>
Le PÃ
tomane (/lÉˈpÉ›tÉmeɪn/, French pronunciation: ​[lÉpetɔˈman]) was the stage name of the French flatulist (professional farter) and entertainer Joseph Pujol (June 1, 1857 – 1945). He was famous for his remarkable control of the abdominal muscles, which enabled him to seemingly fart at will. His stage name combines the French verb pÃter, "to fart" with the -mane, "-maniac" suffix, which translates to "fartomaniac". The profession is also referred to as "flatulist", "farteur", or "fartiste".[1]<br><br>
It is a common misconception that Joseph Pujol actually passed intestinal gas as part of his stage performance. Rather, Pujol was able to "inhale" or move air into his rectum and then control the release of that air with his anal sphincter muscles. Evidence of his ability to control those muscles was seen in the early accounts of demonstrations of his abilities to fellow soldiers.</blockquote> -
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<p><a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='https://www.facebook.com/Jeroom.Inc'>https://www.facebook.com/Jeroom.Inc</a></p>
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<p>New favourite cartoonist</p>
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<p>That is such a Homer Simpson moment!</p>
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<p><a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://www.dailydot.com/entertainment/man-flees-great-white-shark-in-underwater-video/'>http://www.dailydot.com/entertainment/man-flees-great-white-shark-in-underwater-video/</a></p>
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<p>Guy jumps into sydney harbour with a go-pro, surfaces, friends say "shark, behind you"</p>
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<p>Most awesome bit is, its a great white, and it coasts about looking bemused while the guy flails about shitting himself & screaming. Then he will tell anyone who will listen how close he came to death, despite the fact that the shark a) was never even interested & b) could have killed him at anytime & c) if anything was actually more likely to give him a "what is this?" bite due to his panicked 5 year old girl flailing... </p> -
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<p><a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://www.dailydot.com/entertainment/man-flees-great-white-shark-in-underwater-video/'>http://www.dailydot.com/entertainment/man-flees-great-white-shark-in-underwater-video/</a></p>
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<p>Guy jumps into sydney harbour with a go-pro, surfaces, friends say "shark, behind you"</p>
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<p>(there's video obviously)</p>
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<p>Most awesome bit is, its a great white, and it coasts about looking bemused while the guy flails about shitting himself & screaming. Then he will tell anyone who will listen how close he came to death, despite the fact that the shark a) was never even interested &
could have killed him at anytime & c) if anything was actually more likely to give him a "what is this?" bite due to his panicked 5 year old girl flailing... </p>
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<p>Strange how the go pro is wobbling all over the place except for when he looks at the shark then the camera is perfectly still. Pretty sure thats a fake.</p>
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<p>Harder to flail like a fucking idiot when you are under the water, also he was ducking under to try to see it, so being still, then coming up & flailing for the rocks. So its pretty understandable</p>
