Bad/Lame Jokes

[booboo]

@Catogrande said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@booboo said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@Catogrande said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@booboo Ian Tevvey, he's my brother.

Oh. Ok

Does that mean you still don't get it or you just think it's not much cop?

Either answer has merit.

It's the third option: embarrassed I didn't get it ...

[Catogrande]

@booboo That's acceptable.

[Catogrande]

@booboo But you do get it now yeah?

[booboo]

@Catogrande said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@booboo But you do get it now yeah?

Not sure I should dignify that with an answer.

[Victor Meldrew]

Is hackneyed an overused word?

[MN5]

I saw a boat today with a sign that said, "For Sale", so I added an "ing"…….idiots, lucky I was walking past.

[Victor Meldrew]

[Victor Meldrew]

[Catogrande]

The term "fuck off" is actually a palindrome.

if you say it in a an Irish accent.

[Victor Meldrew]

@Catogrande said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

The term "fuck off" is actually a palindrome.

if you say it in a an Irish accent.

Depends on which way you look at it, I guess

[MiketheSnow]

A bloke tried to sell me an antique conker today, but I wasn't falling for that old chestnut!

[nostrildamus]

My wife asked me if I was having an affair with a woman from Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyllllantysiliogogogoch.

I said: “How can you say such a thing?”

[Bones]

I've just finished reading a book called "how to clear leaves from your driveway"

By Ray King.

[MN5]

@nostrildamus said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

My wife asked me if I was having an affair with a woman from Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyllllantysiliogogogoch.

I said: “How can you say such a thing?”

Is that where @MiketheSnow lives ?

[MiketheSnow]

@MN5 said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@nostrildamus said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

My wife asked me if I was having an affair with a woman from Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyllllantysiliogogogoch.

I said: “How can you say such a thing?”

Is that where @MiketheSnow lives ?

The Polish part of town

[nostrildamus]

@MN5 said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

Is that where @MiketheSnow lives ?

I cannot say.

Literally.

[MN5]

I have an addiction to chocolate and nuts.

I think I'll get through it but I'm in for a bit of a Rocky Road.

[Bones]

They told me I’d never be any good at poetry because I’m dyslexic but so far I’ve made 2 jugs and a vase.

[nostrildamus]

Sylvester Stallone, Bruce Willis, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and Steven Seagal decide to make and star in a movie about famous composers...
Bruce: "Okay guys, let's decide which musicians we'd like to portray"

Seagal: "Well, I guess I'll play Beethoven if you guys think that works"

Stallone: "that seems like a good fit. I think I'll be Mozart."

Willis: "Sounds good so far. I'd like to portray Brahms."

Stallone turns towards Schwarzenegger "Hey Arnold, have you decide who you want to play?"

Schwarzenegger: "I'll be Bach"

[Victor Meldrew]