Bad/Lame Jokes
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@MajorRage said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
My buddy got mauled by a seal recently in South Africa.
He’s now known as Heidi.
Heard it was a headbutt from a black Liverpool supporter. Kiss from a Xhosa.
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@voodoo said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
@Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
Bread is like the sun. It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist.
good god man
Yeah I think someone has had their funny @Bones removed for 2024
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Well, this is the thread for bad and lame jokes isn't it?
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@Crazy-Horse said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
Well, this is the thread for bad and lame jokes isn't it?
Yes but they are still expected to be jokes.
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@Catogrande said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
@Crazy-Horse said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
Well, this is the thread for bad and lame jokes isn't it?
Yes but they are still expected to be jokes.
To be fair to @bones, it's better than anything from the Edinburgh Festival Fringe
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@Frank said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
I just came across my wife’s Tinder profile and I’m so angry about her lies. She is not “fun to be around.”
Oh yes she is...
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@Victor-Meldrew said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
@Catogrande said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
@Crazy-Horse said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
Well, this is the thread for bad and lame jokes isn't it?
Yes but they are still expected to be jokes.
To be fair to @bones, it's better than anything from the Edinburgh Festival Fringe
It's like those dickheads that open a thread about Star Trekwars and post just to say they don't like it.
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@Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
@Victor-Meldrew said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
@Catogrande said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
@Crazy-Horse said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
Well, this is the thread for bad and lame jokes isn't it?
Yes but they are still expected to be jokes.
To be fair to @bones, it's better than anything from the Edinburgh Festival Fringe
It's like those dickheads that open a thread about Star Trekwars and post just to say they don't like it.
There’s a crossover I know I don’t want
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My new girlfriend has excema.
Cracking tits.
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Overheard in a Wild West saloon.
The Brown Paper Kid is in jail.
What fer?
Rustling.
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Where do you take someone who’s been critically injured playing hide and seek?
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This post is deleted!
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That was class, Mike.
 

