Bad/Lame Jokes

[Bones]

@MN5 said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

More an extreme fear of kiwi one hit wonders

I...ahhh... from the 90s right?

[MN5]

@Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@MN5 said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

More an extreme fear of kiwi one hit wonders

I...ahhh... from the 90s right?

Yeah but no one overseas will get it

[Bones]

@MN5 said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@MN5 said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

More an extreme fear of kiwi one hit wonders

I...ahhh... from the 90s right?

Yeah but no one overseas will get it

Says the world traveller.

[MN5]

@Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@MN5 said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@MN5 said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

More an extreme fear of kiwi one hit wonders

I...ahhh... from the 90s right?

Yeah but no one overseas will get it

Says the world traveller.

I did all that when I was much younger

[MiketheSnow]

@MN5 said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@MN5 said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

More an extreme fear of kiwi one hit wonders

I...ahhh... from the 90s right?

Yeah but no one overseas will get it

Classic tune

[Bones]

@MiketheSnow half the bloody time it's all people know about NZ. I'm not sure how much contact mn5 has outside NZ...

[mikedogz]

How Bizarre - Wikipedia

[Billy Tell]

@mikedogz said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

How Bizarre - Wikipedia

That song was a genuine worldwide hit. I was living in France in 1996. The band were invited onto French tv to perform. To give you an idea.

[MN5]

@Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@MiketheSnow half the bloody time it's all people know about NZ. I'm not sure how much contact mn5 has outside NZ...

I keep it to an absolute minimum if possible

[Tim]

Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, "I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!" The guy on the left wakes up, and unbelievably, he's had the same dream, too. Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says, "That's funny, I dreamed I was skiing!"

[MN5]

@Tim said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, "I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!" The guy on the left wakes up, and unbelievably, he's had the same dream, too. Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says, "That's funny, I dreamed I was skiing!"

This is a thread for jokes, not creepy confessions.

[Kruse]

Upon arriving in the US, last Sunday evening, literally the first song I heard when I relaxed and sat down at a bar in SEA-TAC - was... How Bizarre.
Mind.fuck.

[MN5]

I’d like to take this opportunity to publicly thank the Bank for my home loan, my personal loan, my second mortgage, my overdraft and credit cards.
I don’t know how I can ever repay you!

[MN5]

I had to go to the doctors today. I told him I had tinnitus in my left ear. He asked me if I was sure. I said yes, I'm definite.

[Dodge]

[Bones]

@Dodge wrong thread!

[No Quarter]

Cricket on the radio? I just can't see the appeal..

[MN5]

@No-Quarter said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

Cricket on the radio? I just can't see the appeal..

That made me laugh way more than a crap joke like that should have.

( which is the point of this thread I guess )

[No Quarter]

My friend got jailed for streaking recently.

He can't bare it any more.

[Victor Meldrew]

@mikedogz said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

How Bizarre - Wikipedia

Did you know OMC were the predecessor band to Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark?