Bad/Lame Jokes

[Bones]

[canefan]

I moved house after my vasectomy now I'm in a colder-sac

[MiketheSnow]

I’m in Costco
8 legs of Venison for £200
Is that too dear?

[Bones]

@MiketheSnow said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

I’m in Costco
8 legs of Venison for £200
Is that too dear?

Bonus points for mucking it up.

[Victor Meldrew]

So I said to the vicar: "This is a lovely old church vicar".
He said: "It's Norman".
I said: "Oh right, this is a lovely old church Norman".

[MiketheSnow]

[MiketheSnow]

[scribe]

@MiketheSnow said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

Some Polish chicks on the contrary would find this hilarious. Look! one has already upvoted it!

[MiketheSnow]

[MajorRage]

Thats so fucking stupid that I love it.

[MiketheSnow]

[Victor Meldrew]

[nostrildamus]

@Victor-Meldrew said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

That's the spirit.

[MiketheSnow]

[MiketheSnow]

[Nevorian]

@MiketheSnow said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

Looks like they might even suck on a few cold ones

[Bones]

Paul Vs Tyson.

[Catogrande]

Dad, why is this book so thick?

It’s a long story son.

[nostrildamus]

@Catogrande said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

Dad, why is this book so thick?

It’s a long story son.

I'll wait for the cover version.

[Catogrande]

Some kitchen questions (outdated):

1. Where do you keep the salt?

In salt cellars.

2. Where do you keep the wine?

In wine cellars.

3. Where do you keep the knives?

In Monica Seles.