Bogans with kids
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<p>why are people such fluffybunnies to their kids? </p>
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<p>I shit you not, my cousin's name is Alias. From memory, his old man did that so he could choose his own name later in life. Fucking really?</p> -
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<p>Jamie Oliver has a four of a kind....</p>
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<p>I didn't realise that was Jamie's effort. Sounds like the toys in Playschool.</p> -
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<p>perhaps someone could point me to a better way to put an image in my post? I've searched the forum help with no luck?</p>
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<p>Use <a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://www.imgur.com'>http://www.imgur.com</a> - when you upload an image it gives you the bbcode to embed it. </p>
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<p>For future reference, the bbcode is:</p>
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<p> Dweezil was behind the cartoon duckman</p>
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<p>And is all kinds of awesome as a guitar player. His cover of Frank's "My guitar wants to kill your mama" is one of my all-time faves.</p> -
<p>Reminds me of yet another story from the WT rellies.</p>
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<p>Give your kid a name, not too bad a name, but a trash name for sure.</p>
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<p>Then get a HUGE tattoo on your mother-fucking back of a princess with the kids name underneath it written in stars.</p>
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<p>It goes so well with the oversized ring with the lip.</p> -
<p>you have some interesting relos MR</p>
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="MajorRage" data-cid="588926" data-time="1466136402"><p>Reminds me of yet another story from the WT rellies.<br>
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Give your kid a name, not too bad a name, but a trash name for sure.<br>
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Then get a HUGE tattoo on your mother-fucking back of a princess with the kids name underneath it written in stars.<br>
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It goes so well with the oversized ring with the lip.</p></blockquote>
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You have a lip on your ring??? -
<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="MajorRage" data-cid="588985" data-time="1466147879"><p>What happens in Bangkok, stays in Bangkok</p></blockquote>
Just for MN5. <br><br>
Confucius say: Man who go through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok. -
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You have a lip on your ring???</p></blockquote>
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You do realise getting a rim job from a chick isn't gay right? -
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A dedicated thread about majorages wt whanau and other would be pretty amusing . The trailer trash side of my family live in Levin, one of them got married in Omalleys bar on state highway one , some of the wedding photos were apparently topless.</p></blockquote>
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I come from a couple of big families so I have a plethora of mad aunties and great aunties.<br><br>
I remember sitting next to one at a big Christmas lunch where she got so hammered she pissed herself. At the table. Right next to me. To make it worse she was wearing a rainbow skirt, and stained nana's cream dining chair. Crazy bitch. -
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But it's not confined to bogans is it. I mean Shiloh Pitt. Has Brad and Angie not heard of spoonerisms?</p></blockquote>
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First time I've come across that one. Made me laugh.
