Movie review thread...
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@canefan said in Movie review thread...:
@MN5 said in Movie review thread...:
The new Naked Gun movie looks a bit shit.
I hope I’m wrong.
However I heard on the radio today that it’s not a remake like I thought but it’s actually a sequel.
Has anyone ever made a sequel where ALL the main actors from the first movie ( Leslie Neilsen, George Kennedy, OJ Simpson, Anna Nicole Smith, Fred Ward, Priscilla Presley ) are dead ?
Does anyone know ?
They have no chance of capturing the flavour of the original. And even if they did it would spark outrage from the woke
They had amazing rapport as a deadpan comedy duo
EDIT: Priscilla Presley is still alive, it was Lisa Marie who died
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Heads of State
Amazon flick with Idris Elba & John Cena.
Classic popcorn flick, really entertaining, fast movie, with Elba & Cena both absolutely nailing their characters as the PM & President. Not in a statesman like way, but in a piss take type the way which is the essence of the movie. FX budget probably needed a bit more, but good, fun, easy watching with good dialogue and quality, if not somewhat far fetched, plot line.
4 non existent security detail out of 5 air force one rip offs.
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@booboo said in Movie review thread...:
@Kruse said in Movie review thread...:
Anybody here old enough to confirm - did they really come down the aisle offering tapes to insert into playing devices for a fucking 7" screen - in first-class?
Can confirm my experiences in first class were nothing like that.
I do recall a transtasman flight on QANTAS where we were sitting right at the front of cattle class and we had a dedicated small screen as you couldn't see the main one. This screen wasn't working so we were given a complimentary bottle of bubbles.
Then they ran out of time to finish the movie on the main screens. Pretty sure all those people till don't know if Seabiscuit won. But who cares we had bubbly.
Also, in the 90s we used fax machines.
Qantas still had planes without individual screens in the 2000s?
@antipodean said in Movie review thread...:
Barry Lyndon
A three hour Stanley Kubrick movie from 1975 set in the 18th century. Now lots of people think this is a masterpiece of cinematography and lighting. That may be true, but the acting is wooden (especially Ryan O'Neal) and the entire plot is not helped by a pace that would make a sloth a 100m final contender.
Also no tits which is a crime for "high art eighteenth century" film.
Kubrick is a bit of a blind spot for me, I don't really get him as a director. My favourite films of his is Paths to Glory and Dr Strangelove - black and white Kubrick.
Anyway, saw Nobody 2 today, it was fine, if you liked the first one you'll like this one. The director is the guy who made the superior Indo film The Night Comes for Us, so there are some good in close action scenes.
On my flights to NZ and Raro I decided to watch all NZ films, so watched Tinā, Cousins, We Were Dangerous and The Haka Party Incident about the Auckland engineering haka.. All were good, but Cousins probably best for me.
I also watched the Scotty Morrison Origins documentary series when I finished the movies.
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Interminably boring, just like COVID
Lasted 55 mins then binned it. From the trailer there seems to be a modicum of action but must be after my turn off time
Come to the conclusion that anything with Emma Stone in it is hyped far beyond it's actual entertainment rating
Look forward to someone saying differently
2 get to the points out of 5 what's the point in continuing
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@MiketheSnow "Interminably" added to lexicon. Thanks for that.
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Ok so sat on a plane for a few hours
The thunderbolts - Marvel franchise. Actually best one I have seen for a while, bringing together some fringe characters in a well done way.
4 evil cushions out of 5 avengerzBlack Bag - spy drama by S. Soderbergh. A bit slow, some predictability but still entertaining enough and worth the watch. Fassbenders character is odd to the point of you think he could be a serial killer though
3.5 missing secrets out of 5 dodgy spiesLastly…
Minecraft the movie- yeah I wanted something I could potentially sleep too. Kids movie that was quite funny though in parts with some unexpected sexual innuendos making me lol. Based on the kids game with mamoa and jack black.
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28 Years Later
Could very well have been a movie in its own right, but as it trades off the '28-franchise' it gets rated against them, that it will always struggle with.
All that being said, I did enjoy it for what it was, and was interesting with the 'evolution' of the Virus as well.
3.5 high tides out of 5 skull towers
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@taniwharugby said in Movie review thread...:
28 Years Later
Could very well have been a movie in its own right, but as it trades off the '28-franchise' it gets rated against them, that it will always struggle with.
All that being said, I did enjoy it for what it was, and was interesting with the 'evolution' of the Virus as well.
3.5 high tides out of 5 skull towers
First two are amazing, have heard mixed things at best about the latest one. Will still see it at some stage though.
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@taniwharugby said in Movie review thread...:
28 Years Later
Could very well have been a movie in its own right, but as it trades off the '28-franchise' it gets rated against them, that it will always struggle with.
All that being said, I did enjoy it for what it was, and was interesting with the 'evolution' of the Virus as well.
3.5 high tides out of 5 skull towers
It didn't capture my attention and TBH I was quite bored by it. Like you said it could've (and probably should've) been a standalone.
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@antipodean said in Movie review thread...:
@taniwharugby said in Movie review thread...:
28 Years Later
Could very well have been a movie in its own right, but as it trades off the '28-franchise' it gets rated against them, that it will always struggle with.
All that being said, I did enjoy it for what it was, and was interesting with the 'evolution' of the Virus as well.
3.5 high tides out of 5 skull towers
It didn't capture my attention and TBH I was quite bored by it. Like you said it could've (and probably should've) been a standalone.
Too long between drinks ?
The second one set it up really well for a sequel but we’ve had to wait 19 years for it !
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I stand alone it seems
Loved it
And can’t wait for the next one
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@MiketheSnow 280 years later?
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@MN5 said in Movie review thread...:
@antipodean said in Movie review thread...:
@taniwharugby said in Movie review thread...:
28 Years Later
Could very well have been a movie in its own right, but as it trades off the '28-franchise' it gets rated against them, that it will always struggle with.
All that being said, I did enjoy it for what it was, and was interesting with the 'evolution' of the Virus as well.
3.5 high tides out of 5 skull towers
It didn't capture my attention and TBH I was quite bored by it. Like you said it could've (and probably should've) been a standalone.
Too long between drinks ?
The second one set it up really well for a sequel but we’ve had to wait 19 years for it !
Possibly - I just wasn't engaged enough to really pay attention. And I got bored with the
kid with the sick mumstoryline
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@taniwharugby said in Movie review thread...:
@MiketheSnow 280 years later?
Decades were right there.
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Luckily that storyline won’t be repeated
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F1: The Movie
Tremendous cinematography capturing the cars and giving the sensation of close, competitive racing. So that's the first liberty Hollywood has taken. The other is laughably inept plot where a 60 year old man wins a F1 Grand Prix after committing so many heinous transgressions he'd have his super licence suspended if the team hadn't already sacked him
Cue up another win for DEI. A pointless (and according to Mrs Antipodean, insulting) portrayal of a female engineer/ pit mechanic. A team principal who feels the need to operate a car jack. A technical director (think Adrian Newey) running strategy on the pit wall.
So if you're a fan of F1, it's comedically unrealistic. If you're not, then it's Top Gun Maverick on the track, but unwittingly a little more Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby.
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Great cast, good story, very believable chase / car scenes
6 films we've seen before trying to be one film
3 could have been a contenders out of 5 Baby Drivers
Eddington (2025) ⭐ 6.7 | Comedy, Drama, Western
