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  • BonesB Offline
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    replied to Catogrande last edited by
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    @Catogrande said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

    How do make a cat sound like a dog?

    Pour petrol on it and strike a match...

    I'm going to need this one explained

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    replied to Bones last edited by
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    @Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

    @Catogrande said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

    How do make a cat sound like a dog?

    Pour petrol on it and strike a match...

    I'm going to need this one explained

    Woof, whoosh 😉

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    @MiketheSnow said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

    @Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

    @Catogrande said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

    How do make a cat sound like a dog?

    Pour petrol on it and strike a match...

    I'm going to need this one explained

    Woof, whoosh 😉

    Missed the bit where he lit the petrol

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    replied to Catogrande last edited by
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    How do you make a dog sound like a cat?

    Store it in a freezer for a couple of days and then put it through a band saw..

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    A guy at Bunnings came up to me and asked me if I wanted decking.

    Luckily I got the first punch in.

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  • Victor MeldrewV Offline
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  • MiketheSnowM Offline
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    I played football today on a pitch surfaced with compacted rubble and broken bricks.

    We won 5-4 on aggregate.

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  • Victor MeldrewV Offline
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    "Knock, knock, who's there?"

    "Dwayne"

    "Dwayne Who?

    "Dwayne the Bathtub, I'm drowning!"

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    @Victor-Meldrew said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

    "Knock, knock, who's there?"

    "Dwayne"

    "Dwayne Who?

    "Dwayne the Bathtub, I'm drowning!"

    Don’t want to be pedantic, but shouldn’t he be “dwowning”?

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    Asked my driving instructor what it means if there's a red cross on a roundabout.

    He said it's one where you can only turn hard right.

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