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If it's your wife suggesting it, then there are probably no "key plot device" bits, just a whole bunch of women making stupid decisions</p></blockquote>
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The exception to that is the " psychological thriller" suggesting trance backfired on her horribly. It's normally a 50/50 chance of nudity if you see those two words. -
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<p>If it's your wife suggesting it, then there are probably no "key plot device" bits, just a whole bunch of women making stupid decisions</p>
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<p>women making stupid decisions have led to some of the best times of my life....</p> -
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<p>You're over thinking it. Just mark it on the M4L shits n tits scale:<br><br>
Shit - <strong>Vanilla Sky</strong><br>
Shit with tits - <strong>Eyes Wide Shut</strong><br>
Tits - <strong>Troy (Directors Cut only)</strong><br>
TITS! - <strong>American Pie</strong><br>
TIIIIIIIIITS! - <strong>Desperado (also slight muff from memory. mmm Salma)</strong><br>
Muff - <strong>Basic Instinct</strong></p>
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<p>It's not easy to put movies in to those catagories. </p>
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<p>Where would you put "Showgirls" which had fucking heaps of tits, and muff, and maybe Kyle MacLachlan's cock, but sucked, really really hard?</p> -
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<p>that's normally the first bad decision</p>
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<p>It's not easy to put movies in to those catagories. </p>
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<p>Where would you put "Showgirls" which had fucking heaps of tits, and muff, and maybe Kyle MacLachlan's cock, but sucked, really really hard?</p>
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<p>I'm glad there's a comma after sucked in that post. I had to read it twice to check.</p> -
<blockquote class='ipsBlockquote' data-author="mariner4life" data-cid="397345" data-time="1381746296"><p>It's not easy to put movies in to those catagories. <br />
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Where would you put "Showgirls" which had fucking heaps of tits, and muff</p></blockquote>
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<p>you are a simple man</p>
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<p>Is that like being an "owner/operator"</p>
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Stop right there.[/quote)<br><br>
If only life was as simple as you Nick. About Schmidt has tits and arse but it's Kathy bates tits and arse and I think we'd all like that kind of nudity qualified before we watch something of that traumatising nature. -
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If only life was as simple as you Nick. About Schmidt has tits and arse but it's Kathy bates tits and arse and I think we'd all like that kind of nudity qualified before we watch something of that traumatising nature.[/quote]
Well then we are talking about a definition of tits. And like a five stars rating system, it's everyone's opinion.Ergo, those aren't tits, because Kathy Bates.
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<p>GRAVITY - I'll give it an 8. The visuals are stunning (10), the suspense and sudden bursts of mayhem & action are fantastic (9), a lot the dialogue suffers (6) and I'm not sure about some of the science, but the film is short (90 mins) so a big recommendation to see it on a big-screen in 3D. </p>
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<p>I know Cauron likes to throw playful head-scratchers into his films, like the floating pig at Battersea power station in Children of Men, and this time there's a Marvin the Martian toy floating in a space station with a short pan past a dead person that had several audience members whispering "Carrot-Top...?!?!!" It carried a lot of conversation afterwards... was that really Carrot-top?</p> -
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<p>GRAVITY - I'll give it an 8. The visuals are stunning (10), the suspense and sudden bursts of mayhem & action are fantastic (9), a lot the dialogue suffers (6) and I'm not sure about some of the science, but the film is short (90 mins) so a big recommendation to see it on a big-screen in 3D. </p>
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<p>I know Cauron likes to throw playful head-scratchers into his films, like the floating pig at Battersea power station in Children of Men, and this time there's a Marvin the Martian toy floating in a space station with a short pan past a dead person that had several audience members whispering "Carrot-Top...?!?!!" It carried a lot of conversation afterwards... was that really Carrot-top?</p>
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<p>Been away RT?</p>
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<p>Work. Deadlines. Buried in them. Watch a movie now-and-again. Saw a trailer for the next Hobbit before Gravity. The dragon looks awesome.</p>
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<div>Ed Lauter kill count.</div>
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<div>Death Wish 3:</div>
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<div>Even bagged himself a Bill S. Preston, Esq.</div>
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<p>Not even a single like, let alone a reply!</p>
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<p>If he had killed Ted "Theodore" Logan, I would have been impressed. He knows kung fu!</p>
