Movie review thread...
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Yeah as soon as there is muff, all bets are off.
But if you'd like to have a bit more structure, you could include the approximate minute/chapter number the muff appears in eg
You're at the movies, and it's muff. Check your watch, then it gets Muff35m
At home, the DVD has the muff in chapter 8 so it's a Muff 8c
This is to help your fellow movie goers if the rest of the flick is shit
Note this doesn't apply to tits ratings unless it's two sets touching each other
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<p>Yeah as soon as there is muff, all bets are off. But if you'd like to have a bit more structure, you could include the approximate minute/chapter number the muff appears in eg You're at the movies, and it's muff. Check your watch, then it gets Muff35m At home, the DVD has the muff in chapter 8 so it's a Muff 8c This is to help your fellow movie goers if the rest of the flick is shit Note this doesn't apply to tits ratings unless it's two sets touching each other</p>
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<p>Hmm, sounds eerily similar to a website someone tried to develop in a movie....</p> -
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Yeah as soon as there is muff, all bets are off.But if you'd like to have a bit more structure, you could include the approximate minute/chapter number the muff appears in eg You're at the movies, and it's muff. Check your watch, then it gets Muff35mAt home, the DVD has the muff in chapter 8 so it's a Muff 8cThis is to help your fellow movie goers if the rest of the flick is shitNote this doesn't apply to tits ratings unless it's two sets touching each other</p></blockquote>
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That's what dailymotion is for, if the mrs suggests we watch a DVD/ movie together I want to know I can fall asleep on the couch safe in the knowledge I'm not missing a " key plot device" cos she sure as fuck ain't going to rewind for me, -
<p>Ahhh, Porkies, Revenge of the Nerds, Screwballs and others around that time....every budding teenagers dream movies!</p>
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If it's your wife suggesting it, then there are probably no "key plot device" bits, just a whole bunch of women making stupid decisions</p></blockquote>
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The exception to that is the " psychological thriller" suggesting trance backfired on her horribly. It's normally a 50/50 chance of nudity if you see those two words. -
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<p>If it's your wife suggesting it, then there are probably no "key plot device" bits, just a whole bunch of women making stupid decisions</p>
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<p>women making stupid decisions have led to some of the best times of my life....</p> -
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<p>You're over thinking it. Just mark it on the M4L shits n tits scale:<br><br>
Shit - <strong>Vanilla Sky</strong><br>
Shit with tits - <strong>Eyes Wide Shut</strong><br>
Tits - <strong>Troy (Directors Cut only)</strong><br>
TITS! - <strong>American Pie</strong><br>
TIIIIIIIIITS! - <strong>Desperado (also slight muff from memory. mmm Salma)</strong><br>
Muff - <strong>Basic Instinct</strong></p>
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<p>It's not easy to put movies in to those catagories. </p>
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<p>Where would you put "Showgirls" which had fucking heaps of tits, and muff, and maybe Kyle MacLachlan's cock, but sucked, really really hard?</p> -
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<p>that's normally the first bad decision</p>
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<p>It's not easy to put movies in to those catagories. </p>
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<p>Where would you put "Showgirls" which had fucking heaps of tits, and muff, and maybe Kyle MacLachlan's cock, but sucked, really really hard?</p>
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<p>I'm glad there's a comma after sucked in that post. I had to read it twice to check.</p> -
<blockquote class='ipsBlockquote' data-author="mariner4life" data-cid="397345" data-time="1381746296"><p>It's not easy to put movies in to those catagories. <br />
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Where would you put "Showgirls" which had fucking heaps of tits, and muff</p></blockquote>
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Stop right there.<br /> -
<p>you are a simple man</p>
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<p>Is that like being an "owner/operator"</p>
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Stop right there.[/quote)<br><br>
If only life was as simple as you Nick. About Schmidt has tits and arse but it's Kathy bates tits and arse and I think we'd all like that kind of nudity qualified before we watch something of that traumatising nature. -
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If only life was as simple as you Nick. About Schmidt has tits and arse but it's Kathy bates tits and arse and I think we'd all like that kind of nudity qualified before we watch something of that traumatising nature.[/quote]
Well then we are talking about a definition of tits. And like a five stars rating system, it's everyone's opinion.Ergo, those aren't tits, because Kathy Bates.
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<p>GRAVITY - I'll give it an 8. The visuals are stunning (10), the suspense and sudden bursts of mayhem & action are fantastic (9), a lot the dialogue suffers (6) and I'm not sure about some of the science, but the film is short (90 mins) so a big recommendation to see it on a big-screen in 3D. </p>
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<p>I know Cauron likes to throw playful head-scratchers into his films, like the floating pig at Battersea power station in Children of Men, and this time there's a Marvin the Martian toy floating in a space station with a short pan past a dead person that had several audience members whispering "Carrot-Top...?!?!!" It carried a lot of conversation afterwards... was that really Carrot-top?</p> -
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<p>GRAVITY - I'll give it an 8. The visuals are stunning (10), the suspense and sudden bursts of mayhem & action are fantastic (9), a lot the dialogue suffers (6) and I'm not sure about some of the science, but the film is short (90 mins) so a big recommendation to see it on a big-screen in 3D. </p>
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<p>I know Cauron likes to throw playful head-scratchers into his films, like the floating pig at Battersea power station in Children of Men, and this time there's a Marvin the Martian toy floating in a space station with a short pan past a dead person that had several audience members whispering "Carrot-Top...?!?!!" It carried a lot of conversation afterwards... was that really Carrot-top?</p>
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<p>Been away RT?</p>
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<p>Yeah, I liked Gravity too. Very claustrophobic.</p>
