Movie review thread...
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I made the mistake of watching the latest version of The 3 Musketeers.<br><br>
No redeeming features at all. No comedy, no hot chicks getting their gear off, no hot chicks actually. The sword fighting is passable but not epic and that's what it should be.<br><br>
Stupid air ship battles and quite a good cast absolutely wasted.<br><br>
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<p>You're over thinking it. Just mark it on the M4L shits n tits scale:<br><br>
Shit<br>
Shit with tits<br>
Tits<br>
TITS!<br>
TIIIIIIIIITS!<br>
Muff</p>
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<p>Where would flight fit into your rating system? I don't think you can quite express the fat it's a decent movie with very early Nadine Valasquez full frontal nudity with such a simplistic rating system.</p> -
<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="jegga" data-cid="397287" data-time="1381725198"><p>Where would flight fit into your rating system? I don't think you can quite express the fat it's a decent movie with very early Nadine Valasquez full frontal nudity with such a simplistic rating system.</p></blockquote>
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Definitely muff -
Yeah as soon as there is muff, all bets are off.
But if you'd like to have a bit more structure, you could include the approximate minute/chapter number the muff appears in eg
You're at the movies, and it's muff. Check your watch, then it gets Muff35m
At home, the DVD has the muff in chapter 8 so it's a Muff 8c
This is to help your fellow movie goers if the rest of the flick is shit
Note this doesn't apply to tits ratings unless it's two sets touching each other
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<p>Yeah as soon as there is muff, all bets are off. But if you'd like to have a bit more structure, you could include the approximate minute/chapter number the muff appears in eg You're at the movies, and it's muff. Check your watch, then it gets Muff35m At home, the DVD has the muff in chapter 8 so it's a Muff 8c This is to help your fellow movie goers if the rest of the flick is shit Note this doesn't apply to tits ratings unless it's two sets touching each other</p>
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<p>Hmm, sounds eerily similar to a website someone tried to develop in a movie....</p> -
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Yeah as soon as there is muff, all bets are off.But if you'd like to have a bit more structure, you could include the approximate minute/chapter number the muff appears in eg You're at the movies, and it's muff. Check your watch, then it gets Muff35mAt home, the DVD has the muff in chapter 8 so it's a Muff 8cThis is to help your fellow movie goers if the rest of the flick is shitNote this doesn't apply to tits ratings unless it's two sets touching each other</p></blockquote>
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That's what dailymotion is for, if the mrs suggests we watch a DVD/ movie together I want to know I can fall asleep on the couch safe in the knowledge I'm not missing a " key plot device" cos she sure as fuck ain't going to rewind for me, -
<p>Ahhh, Porkies, Revenge of the Nerds, Screwballs and others around that time....every budding teenagers dream movies!</p>
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If it's your wife suggesting it, then there are probably no "key plot device" bits, just a whole bunch of women making stupid decisions</p></blockquote>
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The exception to that is the " psychological thriller" suggesting trance backfired on her horribly. It's normally a 50/50 chance of nudity if you see those two words. -
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<p>If it's your wife suggesting it, then there are probably no "key plot device" bits, just a whole bunch of women making stupid decisions</p>
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<p>women making stupid decisions have led to some of the best times of my life....</p> -
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<p>You're over thinking it. Just mark it on the M4L shits n tits scale:<br><br>
Shit - <strong>Vanilla Sky</strong><br>
Shit with tits - <strong>Eyes Wide Shut</strong><br>
Tits - <strong>Troy (Directors Cut only)</strong><br>
TITS! - <strong>American Pie</strong><br>
TIIIIIIIIITS! - <strong>Desperado (also slight muff from memory. mmm Salma)</strong><br>
Muff - <strong>Basic Instinct</strong></p>
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<p>It's not easy to put movies in to those catagories. </p>
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<p>Where would you put "Showgirls" which had fucking heaps of tits, and muff, and maybe Kyle MacLachlan's cock, but sucked, really really hard?</p> -
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<p>that's normally the first bad decision</p>
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<p>It's not easy to put movies in to those catagories. </p>
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<p>Where would you put "Showgirls" which had fucking heaps of tits, and muff, and maybe Kyle MacLachlan's cock, but sucked, really really hard?</p>
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<p>I'm glad there's a comma after sucked in that post. I had to read it twice to check.</p> -
<blockquote class='ipsBlockquote' data-author="mariner4life" data-cid="397345" data-time="1381746296"><p>It's not easy to put movies in to those catagories. <br />
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Where would you put "Showgirls" which had fucking heaps of tits, and muff</p></blockquote>
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Stop right there.<br /> -
<p>you are a simple man</p>
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<p>Is that like being an "owner/operator"</p>
