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  • nzzpN Online
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    nzzp
    wrote on last edited by
    #1031

    no. words.

    Two guys from Toronto just started a men's bathing suit company called Brokinis

    Two guys from Toronto just started a men's bathing suit company called Brokinis

    Ever wonder what the male version of a bikini might look like? Well, look no further because two guys from Toronto are here to bring you bikinis for …

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    @nzzp said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:

    no. words.

    Two guys from Toronto just started a men's bathing suit company called Brokinis

    Two guys from Toronto just started a men's bathing suit company called Brokinis

    Ever wonder what the male version of a bikini might look like? Well, look no further because two guys from Toronto are here to bring you bikinis for …

    At least there is somewhere to tuck your stiffy

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    replied to Crucial on last edited by
    #1033

    @Crucial said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:

    @nzzp said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:

    no. words.

    Two guys from Toronto just started a men's bathing suit company called Brokinis

    Two guys from Toronto just started a men's bathing suit company called Brokinis

    Ever wonder what the male version of a bikini might look like? Well, look no further because two guys from Toronto are here to bring you bikinis for …

    At least there is somewhere to tuck your stiffy

    That's really not how you should refer to a woman.

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  • CrucialC Offline
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    Crucial
    replied to Bones on last edited by
    #1034

    @Bones said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:

    @Crucial said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:

    @nzzp said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:

    no. words.

    Two guys from Toronto just started a men's bathing suit company called Brokinis

    Two guys from Toronto just started a men's bathing suit company called Brokinis

    Ever wonder what the male version of a bikini might look like? Well, look no further because two guys from Toronto are here to bring you bikinis for …

    At least there is somewhere to tuck your stiffy

    That's really not how you should refer to a woman.

    It’s a great pick up line though.

    Hi, I’m looking for somewhere to tuck my stiffy.

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    Victor Meldrew
    wrote on last edited by Victor Meldrew
    #1035

    This is comedy gold. A spoof Scottish version of Wikipedia. Here's a sample.

    Hairst moos

    Frae Wikipedia, the free beuk o knawledge

    *The hairst moose (Micromys minutus) is a smaw mammal o the order Rodentia naitive tae Europe an Asie. It is a kynd o moose. It can bi fand in fields of cereal craps, lyke as wheat an aits, in reed beds o in other tall ground vegetation, lyke long grass an hedgerows. It has reddish-broon fur wit whyte underpairts an a nakit tail that it uises faer climbin. *

    Wikipedia

    Wikipedia
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    JC
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    #1036

    @Victor-Meldrew Spoof?

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    Victor Meldrew
    replied to JC on last edited by Victor Meldrew
    #1037

    @JC said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:

    @Victor-Meldrew Spoof?

    Writtn bae tinnager yn Ooknited Stets apparintla. Menna took it seriussla thoough

    The Register described it thus: "The Scots Wikipedia, however, reads like the work of a tourist who attended a Burns Night, had one too many, and started channeling their imagined ancestors all over the internet while occasionally glancing at the Online Scots Dictionary in another browser tab.

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  • JCJ Offline
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    JC
    replied to Victor Meldrew on last edited by
    #1038

    @Victor-Meldrew said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:

    @JC said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:

    @Victor-Meldrew Spoof?

    Writtn bae tinnager yn Ooknited Stets apparintla. Menna took it seriussla thoough

    The Register described it thus: "The Scots Wikipedia, however, reads like the work of a tourist who attended a Burns Night, had one too many, and started channeling their imagined ancestors all over the internet while occasionally glancing at the Online Scots Dictionary in another browser tab.

    Granted, but sadly I think they’re serious. They actually think Scots people talk like this and this is how you’d write it down. I suspect Groundskeeper Willie is behind it.

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  • BonesB Offline
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    Bones
    replied to JC on last edited by
    #1039

    @JC said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:

    Groundskeeper Willie

    Which made me think. Is his voice now going to be done by an actual Scottish groundskeeper?

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    Siam
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    #1040

    @Bones hooray!! Finally. A job for a white middle aged Scottish male!!

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    Stockcar86
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  • JCJ Offline
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    JC
    wrote on last edited by
    #1042

    Well this guy seems legit.

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  • M Offline
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    Machpants
    replied to JC on last edited by
    #1043

    @JC that's why I keep my gaming PC outside in its own shed with really long cables in to the house for monitor, mouse and keyboard

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    @Machpants said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:

    @JC that's why I keep my gaming PC outside in its own shed with really long cables in to the house for monitor, mouse and keyboard

    Also why I don't shave.

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  • antipodeanA Offline
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    replied to JC on last edited by
    #1045

    @JC ALL the zeroes!

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  • BonesB Offline
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    Bones
    wrote on last edited by
    #1046

    Fucken hell.

    Sep 9, 2020  /  News

    Police officer guilty of gross incompetence after teen domestic abuse victim's death

    Police officer guilty of gross incompetence after teen domestic abuse victim's death

    Twelve officers in total censured over death of Katrina Makunova in 2018

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  • MajorRageM Away
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    MajorRage
    wrote on last edited by
    #1047

    It's been a while so this is worth a repost for everybody to have a laugh at the pathetic ness of some of todays youth

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    Machpants
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    #1048

    b5985895-53dd-45f5-9cda-ad49ed3d7bb9-image.jpeg https://www.nzherald.co.nz/resizer/3-sKQIdSaPkyetKfv4tsG-Kkwj4=/620x870/smart/filters:quality(70)/cloudfront-ap-southeast-2.images.arcpublishing.com/nzme/OZNCR5F5NJCZNHEDOFXRRBWFOQ.jpg

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    replied to Machpants on last edited by raznomore
    #1049

    @Machpants I had time today so went stalking. The tweet has been deleted and the person has changed their twitter pic. She or he, probably the latter but I don't like to put people in boxes..., is a serious lefty and was clearly on the prowl to be offended by something.

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  • JCJ Offline
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    JC
    wrote on last edited by
    #1050

    Whenever you think your job is awful, think of the woman in this article.

    https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-54284355

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