Stupid shit you see on the internet

[Bones]

@JC said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:

Groundskeeper Willie

Which made me think. Is his voice now going to be done by an actual Scottish groundskeeper?

[Siam]

@Bones hooray!! Finally. A job for a white middle aged Scottish male!!

[Stockcar86]

[JC]

Well this guy seems legit.

[Machpants]

@JC that's why I keep my gaming PC outside in its own shed with really long cables in to the house for monitor, mouse and keyboard

[Bones]

@Machpants said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:

@JC that's why I keep my gaming PC outside in its own shed with really long cables in to the house for monitor, mouse and keyboard

Also why I don't shave.

[antipodean]

@JC ALL the zeroes!

[Bones]

Fucken hell.

Sep 9, 2020  /  News

Police officer guilty of gross incompetence after teen domestic abuse victim's death

Twelve officers in total censured over death of Katrina Makunova in 2018

[MajorRage]

It's been a while so this is worth a repost for everybody to have a laugh at the pathetic ness of some of todays youth

[Machpants]

https://www.nzherald.co.nz/resizer/3-sKQIdSaPkyetKfv4tsG-Kkwj4=/620x870/smart/filters:quality(70)/cloudfront-ap-southeast-2.images.arcpublishing.com/nzme/OZNCR5F5NJCZNHEDOFXRRBWFOQ.jpg

[raznomore]

@Machpants I had time today so went stalking. The tweet has been deleted and the person has changed their twitter pic. She or he, probably the latter but I don't like to put people in boxes..., is a serious lefty and was clearly on the prowl to be offended by something.

[JC]

Whenever you think your job is awful, think of the woman in this article.

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-54284355

[Machpants]

@JC said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:

Whenever you think your job is awful, think of the woman in this article.

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-54284355

And these guys

https://www.bbc.com/news/business-35958730

https://www.google.co.nz/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.dailymail.co.uk%2Fnews%2Farticle-2190251%2FAnd-thought-bad-job-Indian-sewer-diver-paid-just-3-50-day-plus-bottle-booze-unclog-Delhis-drains.html&psig=AOvVaw3jju-pJQUNxA_7YPDvcR0v&ust=1601061749109000&source=images&cd=vfe&ved=0CAIQjRxqFwoTCKDft4DCguwCFQAAAAAdAAAAABAD

[Bones]

@JC anyone wanna go halves in a warehouse?

[voodoo]

@Machpants just about brought my breakfast back up

[Bones]

Well fuck.

Sep 25, 2020  /  UK news

Croydon police killing: Met officer named as Matt Ratana

Long-serving Metropolitan police officer, originally from New Zealand, described as ‘an inspiration’

[Machpants]

RIP

[Machpants]

They're going to get so fucking high when the fires come through.

https://www.stuff.co.nz/world/americas/300117525/residents-of-marijuanagrowing-area-in-the-us-refuse-to-evacuate-despite-giant-wildfire

[voodoo]

Crime does not pay.

[Kruse]

@voodoo said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:

Crime does not pay.

Whoever wrote that headline, went home and gave themselves a big pat on the back.
That's a good day's work.