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  • JCJ Offline
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    @Victor-Meldrew said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:

    @JC said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:

    @Victor-Meldrew Spoof?

    Writtn bae tinnager yn Ooknited Stets apparintla. Menna took it seriussla thoough

    The Register described it thus: "The Scots Wikipedia, however, reads like the work of a tourist who attended a Burns Night, had one too many, and started channeling their imagined ancestors all over the internet while occasionally glancing at the Online Scots Dictionary in another browser tab.

    Granted, but sadly I think they’re serious. They actually think Scots people talk like this and this is how you’d write it down. I suspect Groundskeeper Willie is behind it.

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    @JC said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:

    Groundskeeper Willie

    Which made me think. Is his voice now going to be done by an actual Scottish groundskeeper?

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    @Bones hooray!! Finally. A job for a white middle aged Scottish male!!

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  • JCJ Offline
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    Well this guy seems legit.

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    @JC that's why I keep my gaming PC outside in its own shed with really long cables in to the house for monitor, mouse and keyboard

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    @Machpants said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:

    @JC that's why I keep my gaming PC outside in its own shed with really long cables in to the house for monitor, mouse and keyboard

    Also why I don't shave.

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    replied to JC on last edited by
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    @JC ALL the zeroes!

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    Fucken hell.

    Sep 9, 2020  /  News

    Police officer guilty of gross incompetence after teen domestic abuse victim's death

    Police officer guilty of gross incompetence after teen domestic abuse victim's death

    Twelve officers in total censured over death of Katrina Makunova in 2018

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    It's been a while so this is worth a repost for everybody to have a laugh at the pathetic ness of some of todays youth

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    b5985895-53dd-45f5-9cda-ad49ed3d7bb9-image.jpeg https://www.nzherald.co.nz/resizer/3-sKQIdSaPkyetKfv4tsG-Kkwj4=/620x870/smart/filters:quality(70)/cloudfront-ap-southeast-2.images.arcpublishing.com/nzme/OZNCR5F5NJCZNHEDOFXRRBWFOQ.jpg

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    replied to Machpants on last edited by raznomore
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    @Machpants I had time today so went stalking. The tweet has been deleted and the person has changed their twitter pic. She or he, probably the latter but I don't like to put people in boxes..., is a serious lefty and was clearly on the prowl to be offended by something.

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    Whenever you think your job is awful, think of the woman in this article.

    https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-54284355

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    @JC said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:

    Whenever you think your job is awful, think of the woman in this article.

    https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-54284355

    And these guys

    https://www.bbc.com/news/business-35958730

    7e2077ca-6c15-46c7-92b2-64ef833fa213-image.jpeg https://www.google.co.nz/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.dailymail.co.uk%2Fnews%2Farticle-2190251%2FAnd-thought-bad-job-Indian-sewer-diver-paid-just-3-50-day-plus-bottle-booze-unclog-Delhis-drains.html&psig=AOvVaw3jju-pJQUNxA_7YPDvcR0v&ust=1601061749109000&source=images&cd=vfe&ved=0CAIQjRxqFwoTCKDft4DCguwCFQAAAAAdAAAAABAD

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  • BonesB Online
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    @JC anyone wanna go halves in a warehouse?

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    replied to Machpants on last edited by
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    @Machpants just about brought my breakfast back up 🤢

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    Well fuck.

    Sep 25, 2020  /  UK news

    Croydon police killing: Met officer named as Matt Ratana

    Croydon police killing: Met officer named as Matt Ratana

    Long-serving Metropolitan police officer, originally from New Zealand, described as ‘an inspiration’

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    😭 RIP

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    #1056

    They're going to get so fucking high when the fires come through.

    https://www.stuff.co.nz/world/americas/300117525/residents-of-marijuanagrowing-area-in-the-us-refuse-to-evacuate-despite-giant-wildfire

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    #1057

    Crime does not pay.

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