Stupid shit you see on the internet
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@Bones said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
@Crucial said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
@nzzp said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
no. words.
Two guys from Toronto just started a men's bathing suit company called Brokinis
Ever wonder what the male version of a bikini might look like? Well, look no further because two guys from Toronto are here to bring you bikinis for …
At least there is somewhere to tuck your stiffy
That's really not how you should refer to a woman.
It’s a great pick up line though.
Hi, I’m looking for somewhere to tuck my stiffy.
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This is comedy gold. A spoof Scottish version of Wikipedia. Here's a sample.
Hairst moos
Frae Wikipedia, the free beuk o knawledge
*The hairst moose (Micromys minutus) is a smaw mammal o the order Rodentia naitive tae Europe an Asie. It is a kynd o moose. It can bi fand in fields of cereal craps, lyke as wheat an aits, in reed beds o in other tall ground vegetation, lyke long grass an hedgerows. It has reddish-broon fur wit whyte underpairts an a nakit tail that it uises faer climbin. *
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@Victor-Meldrew Spoof?
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@JC said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
@Victor-Meldrew Spoof?
Writtn bae tinnager yn Ooknited Stets apparintla. Menna took it seriussla thoough
The Register described it thus: "The Scots Wikipedia, however, reads like the work of a tourist who attended a Burns Night, had one too many, and started channeling their imagined ancestors all over the internet while occasionally glancing at the Online Scots Dictionary in another browser tab.
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@Victor-Meldrew said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
@JC said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
@Victor-Meldrew Spoof?
Writtn bae tinnager yn Ooknited Stets apparintla. Menna took it seriussla thoough
The Register described it thus: "The Scots Wikipedia, however, reads like the work of a tourist who attended a Burns Night, had one too many, and started channeling their imagined ancestors all over the internet while occasionally glancing at the Online Scots Dictionary in another browser tab.
Granted, but sadly I think they’re serious. They actually think Scots people talk like this and this is how you’d write it down. I suspect Groundskeeper Willie is behind it.
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@Machpants said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
@JC that's why I keep my gaming PC outside in its own shed with really long cables in to the house for monitor, mouse and keyboard
Also why I don't shave.
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Fucken hell.
Police officer guilty of gross incompetence after teen domestic abuse victim's death
Twelve officers in total censured over death of Katrina Makunova in 2018
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@Machpants I had time today so went stalking. The tweet has been deleted and the person has changed their twitter pic. She or he, probably the latter but I don't like to put people in boxes..., is a serious lefty and was clearly on the prowl to be offended by something.
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Whenever you think your job is awful, think of the woman in this article.
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@JC said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
Whenever you think your job is awful, think of the woman in this article.
And these guys
Wikipedia
