Bad/Lame Jokes

[Victor Meldrew]

[Catogrande]

What is blue and not very heavy?

Light blue.

[Nevorian]

[Victor Meldrew]

Q. Why do ducks never grow up?

A. Because they grow down.

[scribe]

And continuing the avian theme …

Falconry - Just a posh word for hawk/kestrel manoeuvres in the park.

[booboo]

@scribe said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

And continuing the avian theme …

Falconry - Just a posh word for hawk/kestrel manoeuvres in the park.

If you leave, just leave now, please just take your coat away.

[scribe]

I used to go out with a girl called Lindsey Doyle. She smelt like a cricket bat.

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@scribe said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

I used to go out with a girl called Lindsey Doyle. She smelt like a cricket bat.

She had a wide-ish gully. I think I was the 3rd man.

[Catogrande]

@scribe boom, tish, X2!

[Victor Meldrew]

Someone took the wind from my sails.

I'm disgusted.

[Victor Meldrew]

[Bones]

@Victor-Meldrew said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

Q. Why do ducks never grow up?

A. Because they grow down.

[Bones]

[Victor Meldrew]

[MiketheSnow]

[Victor Meldrew]

"Knock Knock!"
"Who's there?"
"Grandad !"

"Stop the funeral !!"

[Bones]

@Victor-Meldrew gotta be Tim Vine.

[Victor Meldrew]

@Bones

Barry Cryer, I think.

[Nevorian]

Went to the zoo the other day and in one cage all they had sitting in the middle was a sliced loaf of Vogels multigrain.

Turns out it was bread in captivity.

[Catogrande]

@Nevorian

I went to the zoo yesterday too. I was watching the monkeys wanking. Then I went to see the giraffes and I was still wanking.