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Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket

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  • TimT Away
    TimT Away
    Tim
    wrote on last edited by Tim
    #609

    New Barmy Army song:

    Oh...Davie Warner’s Aussie

    He wears the baggy green

    He dribbles like a caveman

    His behaviour’s quite obscene

    He’s rather fond of Candy

    She gives him such a thrill

    But when he offers her de Kock

    She begs for Sonny Bill!

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    • CatograndeC Offline
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      Catogrande
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      #610

      Smith, Warner and Bancroft sent home. Boof to stay.

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      • CatograndeC Catogrande

        Smith, Warner and Bancroft sent home. Boof to stay.

        VirgilV Offline
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        Virgil
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        #611

        @catogrande said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:

        Smith, Warner and Bancroft sent home. Boof to stay.

        Welcome to 14 hours ago πŸ˜‚

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        • VirgilV Virgil

          @catogrande said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:

          Smith, Warner and Bancroft sent home. Boof to stay.

          Welcome to 14 hours ago πŸ˜‚

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          Catogrande
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          #612

          @virgil said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:seychelles:

          @catogrande said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:

          Smith, Warner and Bancroft sent home. Boof to stay.

          Welcome to 14 hours ago πŸ˜‚

          Fuck. Woke up this morning and saw it on the news. Went through the thread but didn’t see any mention. Bloody phone.

          I feel humiliated.

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          • CatograndeC Catogrande

            @virgil said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:seychelles:

            @catogrande said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:

            Smith, Warner and Bancroft sent home. Boof to stay.

            Welcome to 14 hours ago πŸ˜‚

            Fuck. Woke up this morning and saw it on the news. Went through the thread but didn’t see any mention. Bloody phone.

            I feel humiliated.

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            Paekakboyz
            wrote on last edited by
            #613

            That's nothing new on the fern 😁

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            • CatograndeC Catogrande

              @virgil said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:seychelles:

              @catogrande said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:

              Smith, Warner and Bancroft sent home. Boof to stay.

              Welcome to 14 hours ago πŸ˜‚

              Fuck. Woke up this morning and saw it on the news. Went through the thread but didn’t see any mention. Bloody phone.

              I feel humiliated.

              VirgilV Offline
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              Virgil
              wrote on last edited by
              #614

              @catogrande said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:

              @virgil said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:seychelles:

              @catogrande said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:

              Smith, Warner and Bancroft sent home. Boof to stay.

              Welcome to 14 hours ago πŸ˜‚

              Fuck. Woke up this morning and saw it on the news. Went through the thread but didn’t see any mention. Bloody phone.

              I feel humiliated.

              It’s ok just blame the leadership group πŸ˜‚

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              • CatograndeC Catogrande

                @virgil said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:seychelles:

                @catogrande said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:

                Smith, Warner and Bancroft sent home. Boof to stay.

                Welcome to 14 hours ago πŸ˜‚

                Fuck. Woke up this morning and saw it on the news. Went through the thread but didn’t see any mention. Bloody phone.

                I feel humiliated.

                BonesB Online
                BonesB Online
                Bones
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                #615

                @catogrande you're not alone.

                @Tim posted half of a barmy army song that had been posted in full quite a bit earlier...

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                • VirgilV Offline
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                  #616

                  I look forward to finding out on Saturday from Cato what happened on Friday πŸ˜‚

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                  • taniwharugbyT Offline
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                    taniwharugby
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                    #617

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                      Hooroo
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                      #618

                      @taniwharugby said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:

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                      Warner is a little fluffybunny.

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                      • VirgilV Virgil

                        I look forward to finding out on Saturday from Cato what happened on Friday πŸ˜‚

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                        Catogrande
                        wrote on last edited by
                        #619

                        @virgil said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:

                        I look forward to finding out on Saturday from Cato what happened on Friday πŸ˜‚

                        Off.
                        Fuck.
                        You.

                        If you try hard enough you can re-arrange these words to make a popular saying.

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                        • CatograndeC Catogrande

                          Smith, Warner and Bancroft sent home. Boof to stay.

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                          Hooroo
                          wrote on last edited by
                          #620

                          @catogrande said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:

                          Smith, Warner and Bancroft sent home. Boof to stay.

                          Fuck I love your work bro!! πŸ’•πŸ˜„

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                          • VirgilV Offline
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                            Virgil
                            wrote on last edited by Virgil
                            #621

                            Oz cricket have a new sponsor too
                            AEG

                            https://www.facebook.com/AEGpowertoolsNZ/posts/1786281834764383P

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                            • VirgilV Virgil

                              Oz cricket have a new sponsor too
                              AEG

                              https://www.facebook.com/AEGpowertoolsNZ/posts/1786281834764383P

                              BonesB Online
                              BonesB Online
                              Bones
                              wrote on last edited by
                              #622

                              @virgil said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:

                              Oz cricket have a new sponsor too
                              AEG

                              https://www.facebook.com/AEGpowertoolsNZ/posts/1786281834764383P

                              Wow, amazing.

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                                KiwiMurph
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                                #623

                                12 months sounds about right - Aus are playing fuck all cricket in the next 6 months relatively speaking so I think 6 month bans would have sounded tough but in reality been criticized for not being long enough.

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                                  Crucial
                                  wrote on last edited by
                                  #624

                                  AEG do make good machines for washing your dirty laundry though so some good tie ins possible there.

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                                  • VirgilV Virgil

                                    I look forward to finding out on Saturday from Cato what happened on Friday πŸ˜‚

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                                    Crucial
                                    wrote on last edited by
                                    #625

                                    @virgil said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:

                                    I look forward to finding out on Saturday from Cato what happened on Friday πŸ˜‚

                                    Sadly Kiwipie's tipping comp serves that purpose for me.

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                                    • KiwiMurphK Online
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                                      KiwiMurph
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                                      #626

                                      Bancroft is getting a 9 month ban.

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                                        Bovidae
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                                        #627

                                        Time for the Sunrisers to man up and tell Warner not to bother coming to India.

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                                        • KiwiMurphK KiwiMurph

                                          12 months sounds about right - Aus are playing fuck all cricket in the next 6 months relatively speaking so I think 6 month bans would have sounded tough but in reality been criticized for not being long enough.

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                                          Virgil
                                          wrote on last edited by
                                          #628

                                          @kiwimurph said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:

                                          12 months sounds about right - Aus are playing fuck all cricket in the next 6 months relatively speaking so I think 6 month bans would have sounded tough but in reality been criticized for not being long enough.

                                          Going to be a boring home series against India without their attack dog Davy dumb dumb

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