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Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket

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  • VirgilV Offline
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    The ICC needs to step in now and expunge a good chunk of Smith’s tear record. Nothing extreme, half his test 100’s abs knock about 15 runs off his average....
    Least that will stop the whole next Bradman bullshit.

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    • VirgilV Virgil

      The ICC needs to step in now and expunge a good chunk of Smith’s tear record. Nothing extreme, half his test 100’s abs knock about 15 runs off his average....
      Least that will stop the whole next Bradman bullshit.

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      NTA
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      @virgil said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:

      The ICC needs to step in now and expunge a good chunk of Smith’s tear record. Nothing extreme, half his test 100’s abs knock about 15 runs off his average....
      Least that will stop the whole next Bradman bullshit.

      🤣 Yeah that'll work. Because his runs scored are directly affected by his fielding side's conduct.

      Honestly, that is bogan response of the day, right there.

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      • NTAN NTA

        @virgil said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:

        The ICC needs to step in now and expunge a good chunk of Smith’s tear record. Nothing extreme, half his test 100’s abs knock about 15 runs off his average....
        Least that will stop the whole next Bradman bullshit.

        🤣 Yeah that'll work. Because his runs scored are directly affected by his fielding side's conduct.

        Honestly, that is bogan response of the day, right there.

        VirgilV Offline
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        @nta said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:

        @virgil said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:

        The ICC needs to step in now and expunge a good chunk of Smith’s tear record. Nothing extreme, half his test 100’s abs knock about 15 runs off his average....
        Least that will stop the whole next Bradman bullshit.

        🤣 Yeah that'll work. Because his runs scored are directly affected by his fielding side's conduct.

        Honestly, that is bogan response of the day, right there.

        Guess I should have finished with the taking the piss emoji...

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        • VirgilV Offline
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          In stranger news and the hell must have frozen over day..

          http://www.nzherald.co.nz/sport/news/article.cfm?c_id=4&objectid=12022273

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          • VirgilV Virgil

            @nta said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:

            @virgil said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:

            The ICC needs to step in now and expunge a good chunk of Smith’s tear record. Nothing extreme, half his test 100’s abs knock about 15 runs off his average....
            Least that will stop the whole next Bradman bullshit.

            🤣 Yeah that'll work. Because his runs scored are directly affected by his fielding side's conduct.

            Honestly, that is bogan response of the day, right there.

            Guess I should have finished with the taking the piss emoji...

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            @virgil that would have helped, yes 🙂

            See, when it comes to Australian cricket rugby anything, its hard to tell with you, Veitchy 😉

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            • VirgilV Offline
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              I’m still struggling with the fact boof is telling the world they need to copy the black caps and play cricket like us..

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              • PNP Offline
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                I see Lehmann's comment blew up the fern!

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                • CrucialC Crucial

                  @rotated said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:

                  Seems very harsh on Warner if all he did was say "Lets try and use sandpaper to rough the ball up. Maybe try it like this Cameron, I'm not really sure how to use the sandpaper exactly, because this is definitely the first time any of us have attempted this and your guess is as good as mine."

                  Obviously he is the scalp they want for many other reasons, but the pieces simply don't fit based on their narrative.

                  Did the investigation speak with the host broadcaster or SA team to identify why they were tipped off about this before the test for example?

                  This version makes sense though

                  Warner: that De Kock prick is still in and everyone is watching me carefully to see what I do. I obviously can't use my normal tricks on the ball so lets get Cam to do it. He is at mid on and we can relay the ball through him.

                  The broadcasters were tipped of because of how early the Aussies were getting the ball to reverse.

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                  @crucial said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:

                  This version makes sense though

                  Warner: that De Kock prick is still in and everyone is watching me carefully to see what I do. I obviously can't use my normal tricks on the ball so lets get Cam to do it. He is at mid on and we can relay the ball through him.

                  The broadcasters were tipped of because of how early the Aussies were getting the ball to reverse.

                  I can buy the 'first time' narrative, for two reasons:

                  • As per Geoff Lemon a few pages back, Warner had been pushed to breaking point this series. He had developed a siege mentality, and had lost all sight of reality. He was completely desperate and it pushed him to take actions he had never taken before.

                  • It's so stupid. I find it hard to believe they have been using this tactic before, given how quickly it was picked up. And I also imagine people are now combing over the footage from the Ashes, looking for clues. Clearly they haven't found much.

                  Were they tampering in other ways before? Probably. The same as everyone else - weird shining agents, bouncing the ball on throws etc. But that pales into comparison as to what they were caught doing at Newlands.

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                  • VirgilV Virgil

                    I’m still struggling with the fact boof is telling the world they need to copy the black caps and play cricket like us..

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                    @virgil said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:

                    I’m still struggling with the fact boof is telling the world they need to copy the black caps and play cricket like us..

                    Brad Haddin has been admitted to hospital

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                    • mariner4lifeM mariner4life

                      @virgil said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:

                      I’m still struggling with the fact boof is telling the world they need to copy the black caps and play cricket like us..

                      Brad Haddin has been admitted to hospital

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                      @mariner4life said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:

                      @virgil said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:

                      I’m still struggling with the fact boof is telling the world they need to copy the black caps and play cricket like us..

                      Brad Haddin has been admitted to hospital

                      I think a few of us feel over and banged our heads when we read that article

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                        Has anyone worked out the total loss of income for Smith and Warner over these next 12 months?

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                            Shit, that was meant to be billions!

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                            • BovidaeB Bovidae

                              Has anyone worked out the total loss of income for Smith and Warner over these next 12 months?

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                              @Paekakboyz

                              I was waiting for that gif.

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                              • VirgilV Offline
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                                That’s an expense sheet of sandpaper

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                                • VirgilV Virgil

                                  Oz cricket have a new sponsor too
                                  AEG

                                  https://www.facebook.com/AEGpowertoolsNZ/posts/1786281834764383P

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                                  @virgil said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:

                                  Oz cricket have a new sponsor too
                                  AEG

                                  https://www.facebook.com/AEGpowertoolsNZ/posts/1786281834764383P

                                  AEG used to make good reliable tools that were tough and lasted and now they make cheap shit that looks good but will inevitably let you down .

                                  Seems like a good fit then .

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                                  • gt12G gt12

                                    Based on that, how the fuck is anyone meant to believe that the fast bowlers didn't know that this was happening? I call major bullshit (I was calling it earlier - inside my head). If we are talking sandpaper, it must be fucking more than obvious. Noo, he's just a really good ball-worker.... uh huh. Fuck them too for trying to act all "we didn't know".

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                                    @gt12 said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:

                                    Based on that, how the fuck is anyone meant to believe that the fast bowlers didn't know that this was happening? I call major bullshit (I was calling it earlier - inside my head). If we are talking sandpaper, it must be fucking more than obvious. Noo, he's just a really good ball-worker.... uh huh. Fuck them too for trying to act all "we didn't know".

                                    Haha yeah, I think anyone that has played the game knows it is highly likely the entire team knew what was going on, and in particular the fast bowlers who take a very keen interest in the condition of the ball.

                                    They've obviously chosen the people who came up with the idea and hit them as hard as they can, while trying to get away with not banning most of the team. As stated Warner is a great fall-man, as even most Aussies really struggle to like the guy.

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                                      https://www.smh.com.au/business/companies/magellan-dumps-cricket-australia-sponsorship-deal-20180329-p4z6u2.html

                                      Magellan Financial Group has terminated its three-year partnership as the naming rights sponsor of domestic Test matches involving the Australian men's cricket team, in response to the ball-tampering scandal in South Africa that has rocked Australian cricket.
                                      
                                      In a major blow to Cricket Australia, the deal is only one summer into its three-year term.
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                                        https://www.smh.com.au/business/companies/magellan-dumps-cricket-australia-sponsorship-deal-20180329-p4z6u2.html

                                        Magellan Financial Group has terminated its three-year partnership as the naming rights sponsor of domestic Test matches involving the Australian men's cricket team, in response to the ball-tampering scandal in South Africa that has rocked Australian cricket.
                                        
                                        In a major blow to Cricket Australia, the deal is only one summer into its three-year term.
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                                        @kiwimurph said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:

                                        https://www.smh.com.au/business/companies/magellan-dumps-cricket-australia-sponsorship-deal-20180329-p4z6u2.html

                                        Magellan Financial Group has terminated its three-year partnership as the naming rights sponsor of domestic Test matches involving the Australian men's cricket team, in response to the ball-tampering scandal in South Africa that has rocked Australian cricket.
                                        
                                        In a major blow to Cricket Australia, the deal is only one summer into its three-year term.
                                        

                                        Good to see the over reaction is starting to abate.....

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                                          You know your fucked when financial groups consider you unethical!!

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