Bad/Lame Jokes
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@Frank said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
I just came across my wife’s Tinder profile and I’m so angry about her lies. She is not “fun to be around.”
Oh yes she is...
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@Victor-Meldrew said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
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@Crazy-Horse said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
Well, this is the thread for bad and lame jokes isn't it?
Yes but they are still expected to be jokes.
To be fair to @bones, it's better than anything from the Edinburgh Festival Fringe
It's like those dickheads that open a thread about Star Trekwars and post just to say they don't like it.
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@Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
@Victor-Meldrew said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
@Catogrande said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
@Crazy-Horse said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
Well, this is the thread for bad and lame jokes isn't it?
Yes but they are still expected to be jokes.
To be fair to @bones, it's better than anything from the Edinburgh Festival Fringe
It's like those dickheads that open a thread about Star Trekwars and post just to say they don't like it.
There’s a crossover I know I don’t want
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My new girlfriend has excema.
Cracking tits.
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Overheard in a Wild West saloon.
The Brown Paper Kid is in jail.
What fer?
Rustling.
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Where do you take someone who’s been critically injured playing hide and seek?
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This post is deleted!
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That was class, Mike.
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@Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
Cycled to local shop to buy a bottle of gin for the Easter weekend, but as I put it in my basket I thought, What if I fall off my bike and break it?
So I drank it all outside the shop.Good thing I did. I fell off my bike seven times on the way home.
Sounds like my Uncle Vincent who used to cycle down from Naenae to Waiwhetu every Christmas and Easter with a bottle of Scotch to share with my dad.
Always arrived in one piece and never spilled a drop - which is more than can be said for blood he lost from falling off on the way back.
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South Africa stripped of their 2023 Rugby World Cup title
South Africa have just been stripped of their 2023 Rugby World Cup title, World Rugby have announced in a shocking statement this morning.
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We've been woken at night for the last couple of weeks by a visiting cat meowing outside our window (this is actually true). Last night it jumped up and put its head and shoulders on the window sill.
