Bad/Lame Jokes

[Kruse]

Upon arriving in the US, last Sunday evening, literally the first song I heard when I relaxed and sat down at a bar in SEA-TAC - was... How Bizarre.
Mind.fuck.

[MN5]

I’d like to take this opportunity to publicly thank the Bank for my home loan, my personal loan, my second mortgage, my overdraft and credit cards.
I don’t know how I can ever repay you!

[MN5]

I had to go to the doctors today. I told him I had tinnitus in my left ear. He asked me if I was sure. I said yes, I'm definite.

[Dodge]

[Bones]

@Dodge wrong thread!

[No Quarter]

Cricket on the radio? I just can't see the appeal..

[MN5]

@No-Quarter said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

Cricket on the radio? I just can't see the appeal..

That made me laugh way more than a crap joke like that should have.

( which is the point of this thread I guess )

[No Quarter]

My friend got jailed for streaking recently.

He can't bare it any more.

[Victor Meldrew]

@mikedogz said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

How Bizarre - Wikipedia

Did you know OMC were the predecessor band to Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark?

[Nevorian]

[MiketheSnow]

[scribe]

Jeez Mike …
[shakes head slowly]

[reprobate]

@MiketheSnow surely Instant.

[MiketheSnow]

@reprobate said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@MiketheSnow surely Instant.

That’s his sister

[MiketheSnow]

[Windows97]

I was washing my car with my Son the other day, and he turns to me an says "Dad, can we please just use a sponge?"

[MiketheSnow]

[MiketheSnow]

[Victor Meldrew]

[BerniesCorner]

@MiketheSnow said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

They need to bend their ways