Bad/Lame Jokes

[Victor Meldrew]

[MiketheSnow]

I played football today on a pitch surfaced with compacted rubble and broken bricks.

We won 5-4 on aggregate.

[Victor Meldrew]

[Victor Meldrew]

[Victor Meldrew]

[Victor Meldrew]

"Knock, knock, who's there?"

"Dwayne"

"Dwayne Who?

"Dwayne the Bathtub, I'm drowning!"

[voodoo]

@Victor-Meldrew said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

"Knock, knock, who's there?"

"Dwayne"

"Dwayne Who?

"Dwayne the Bathtub, I'm drowning!"

Don’t want to be pedantic, but shouldn’t he be “dwowning”?

[MiketheSnow]

Asked my driving instructor what it means if there's a red cross on a roundabout.

He said it's one where you can only turn hard right.

[MN5]

I had a dream that I weighed less than thousandth of a gram.

I was like, 0mg

[Victor Meldrew]

[booboo]

@Victor-Meldrew said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

Took me half a second.

[Victor Meldrew]

@booboo said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

Took me half a second.

Age, mate

[nostrildamus]

@booboo said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

Does it look like Ikea?

Don't know about that but I would not be surprised if the first IKEA store opening in NZ will be called "Swede as".

[nostrildamus]

When my wife told me to stop acting like a flamingo, I had to put my foot down.

[Victor Meldrew]

[Kruse]

@Victor-Meldrew Faark - took me longer than it should have.

[taniwharugby]

[canefan]

Razor's All Blacks

[Bones]

[nostrildamus]

@MN5 said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@MiketheSnow said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

Departs at 2.30

Route: canal.