Bad/Lame Jokes
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@Catogrande said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
How do make a cat sound like a dog?
Pour petrol on it and strike a match...
I'm going to need this one explained
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@Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
@Catogrande said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
How do make a cat sound like a dog?
Pour petrol on it and strike a match...
I'm going to need this one explained
Woof, whoosh
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@MiketheSnow said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
@Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
@Catogrande said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
How do make a cat sound like a dog?
Pour petrol on it and strike a match...
I'm going to need this one explained
Woof, whoosh
Missed the bit where he lit the petrol
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How do you make a dog sound like a cat?
Store it in a freezer for a couple of days and then put it through a band saw..
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I played football today on a pitch surfaced with compacted rubble and broken bricks.
We won 5-4 on aggregate.
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"Knock, knock, who's there?"
"Dwayne"
"Dwayne Who?
"Dwayne the Bathtub, I'm drowning!"
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@Victor-Meldrew said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
"Knock, knock, who's there?"
"Dwayne"
"Dwayne Who?
"Dwayne the Bathtub, I'm drowning!"
Donât want to be pedantic, but shouldnât he be âdwowningâ?
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Asked my driving instructor what it means if there's a red cross on a roundabout.
He said it's one where you can only turn hard right.
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@booboo said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
Does it look like Ikea?
Don't know about that but I would not be surprised if the first IKEA store opening in NZ will be called "Swede as".
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When my wife told me to stop acting like a flamingo, I had to put my foot down.
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